SO APPARENTLY MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE HOW HAS YOUR GUYS’ NIGHT BEEN

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

this is SO stupid and low-effort but I can't get that one tiktok out of my head

they're making s6 juice

There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.

This is my new favourite headline I've seen all year lmaooo

In my experience, horror fans are by and large lovely people with a very healthy relationship to their genre of choice, but sometimes they fuck up and say something that in their ears sounds very affirmative of the movie of discussion and to everyone else sounds like the most sinister shit.

was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

i love u krolia

bonus:

one of my favorite tropes is when pidge is the last one to find out 💀