Daily #1,984! Let’s See How Much I Remember Later. (*still Has Not Written Anything Down*)

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

Me: *switches my phone on to check the time*

Me: *replies to someone, then erases other notifications*

Me: *turns my phone off*

Me: *turns my phone back on to actually check the time*

Person A: And then... turn left

Person B: *turns left*

Person A: WHY DID YOU TURN RIGHT

Person B: OH NO

Person A: Wait wait wait no- I meant right, turn right!

Person B: Oh so it's the right road?

Person A: uuh...

Person B:

Person A:

Person A: No- no no no, damn, the REAL right-

Person B: ...Fuck.

A master post of Thomas Romain’s art tutorials.

There’s not enough space to post all of them, SO here’s links to everything he has posted (on twitter) so far : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12. 

Now that new semesters have started, I thought people might need these. Enjoy your lessons!

i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.