"Everything That Came After I Met You Is The Biggest Treasure Of My Life"

Nagi and Reo having their emotional moment before saying goodbye indefinitely

Isagi el desubicado out of the blue:

Bro 💀

We ain't exactly talking bout soccer here, are you deaf and blind?

Imagine a few years from now Nagireo have their melodramatic, sad, nostalgic and romantically tense reunion before a match with team z 4 watching be like:

N & R *looking at eachother like they would bang in front of the whole stadium*

Isagi *looking at his feet: Yep, the grass is very green

Bachi *looking at the clouds and whistling

Kuni *shifting uncomfortably

Chigiri *staring straight at them: disgusting (affectionate)

Tremble for yourself, my man

You know that you have seen this all before

Tremble, little lion man

You'll never settle any of your scores

Your grace is wasted in your face

Your boldness stands alone among the wreck

Now learn from your mother or else

Spend your days biting your own neck

But it was not your fault but mine

And it was your heart on the line

I really fucked it up this time

Didn't I, my dear?

Didn't I, my dear?

Weep for yourself, my man

You'll never be what it's in your heart.

Weep, little lion man

You're not as brave as you were at the start.

Rate yourself and rake yourself

Take all the courage you have left

And waste it on fixing all the problems that you made in your own head

But it was not your fault but mine

And it was your heart on the line

I really fucked it up this time

Didn't I, my dear?

Didn't I, my -

First Reo defending his title as the #1 Nagi glazer

Then Nagi confirming to be the biggest undercover simp ever

Goodbye Nagireo😔. You'll always be the most homosexual pair in "straight" anime to ever be created.

I came up with a fanfic prompt overnight. I know that homosexual marriage is illegal in Japan and the age of consent for that is 18 but oh well, let's take some licenses for the sake of fanfiction

"Word that the son of Mikage Corp's CEO might be gay and going around with a no-name boy reaches the powerful man's ears. Because of this, he rushes to find a proper suitor to marry Reo off as soon as he hits 18, to straighten him up and salvage his reputation. However, he can't help himself but to confront his son about the situation and warn him to leave that boy if he knows what's good for him, although Reo insists they're just business partners.

When Reo finds out his parents are girlfriend hunting for him, he refuses to be legally tied to a stranger for life. Plus, his dad somehow knows about Nagi but has got it all wrong. This, though, gives him a genius idea. And that's how he hacks into his dad's personal account, prints his parents marriage certificate editing the names, and has Nagi sign it. His awful parents can't force any spouse into his life if he's already married nor take Nagi away from him when he's officially Reo's and only Reo's as stated by law."

I love Nagireo fics where everyone thinks they're in a relationship and it happens to be convenient so they do get in a fake relationship that's more real than my life😭

Sadly, I don't think I'm gonna be able to write it any time soon since I should be studying for university exams right now, oops.

If anyone is in the least bit inspired by this summary that assaulted my brain at 4am feel free to write your own story and if you do pls send link bc I'd love to read it 🙏

Why do I always start shows for their plot, maybe to get a laugh out, to pass time, just to meet their characters and fall in love and then suffer?

Because some person in the street would see them and see a drawing and that's it.

Why do I have to see some drawings and care? Why do I have to see a drawing and perceive it like something real with feelings? Why do I have to love them like we were friends, like family?

Why do I continue with this if it affects me so much?

The worst part is knowing that it will happen again.

Is it me or the loading pic color kinda ngro coded?

If Reo became a hard-core Isagi hater in 2nd selection just bc Nagi wanted to learn something new imagine what's gonna happen now.

Bachira gonna have to sleep with an eye open from now on 💀

If you think Nagi's confession and Reo's reaction is dramatic in blue lock, then you're not ready to see it from epinagi's perspective.

The level of yearning is gonna be astronomical.

Me the first time I read the big confession: Aww, that's so sweet of Nagi!

Me the 2nd time: why is he wasting so much saliva saying all that when a kiss on the lips gets the point across just fine?