Maybe She Hasn’t Healed As Well As She Thinks...

Requirements for a perfect gem

How to make Jasper, basically.

The mixture of essence must be 100% balcanced and pure.

The surrounding rock must have an unusually high mineral and nutrient content.

NO impurities, either damaging impurities or trace minerals can be present.

The incubation must be unusually hot. I gathered this from the glass around Jasper's emerging hole, where her emergence may have melted the sandstone around her.

The injection surface must be 100% smooth.

I made the criteria deliberately difficult to show just how rare a perfect specimen of a gem is. That’s why Jasper is much higher in the Caste system than you would expect of an ordinaru quartz.

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Al is tired of Angel's shit

I hope you like this prouduct of my insomnia.

(Original image)

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Episode 15 & 16 Analysis Bits

This is a analysis post of all the little things that I, and probably some of you guys noticed in the latest 2 episodes.

The Diamond Essence

So Steven used all the diamond essence. Everyone knows that. But the contrast between how the essence blends in episode 1 and 15 is pretty interesting.

In episode 1 of SUF, the blend of essence looks very smooth, bright, and wavy. It sparkles in a very nice and harmonious way.

However, in the latest episode, the blend looks far more... fragmented. Unstable. Dark.

This is probably a representation of his mental state being far more jarred, unstable, and just unhealthy. Rather than spreading evenly and properly, his essence just spreads, like a stain. Or a corruption scar....

Steven's forms

Steven has changed shape, size and even color this season. There are some things to take note of:

Steven's form changes either uniformly or chaotically. This probably indicates weather the change is a reaction or an internal change. That's why Steven grew so chaotically and unsustainably in Growing Pains, but grew in a “healthier” way during Fragments. Not that the way he grew was healthy at all.

We know from the series that gems, including Steven, change form depending on their mental state. Steven changed into chad Steven because he felt stronger. Steven might change into the wyrm because he feels out of control, like a corrupted gem.

Pink Diamond Resembelence

Steven underwent a number of physical changes during Fragments, but one of the most significant ones was his increasing resemblance to his mother.

He's taller, about quartz height. His hair is poofier, like Pink's hair, and it even has the same tufts as hers. And the eyes? People have been pointing out that they have white pupils like White's , rather than Blue and Yellow's black pupils. And that must be deliberate.

White said she wanted to fix things. When she couldn’t, she moved ahead. Steven wants to fix things, but he can't live without a purpose. His family saw him as a burden when he couldn’t do anything. That has fed into his current state, if not created it.

Betraying Every Single Crystal Gem Value

This is probably one of the things that hit me the hardest in this episode. He managed to:

Destroy organic life

SHATTER A GEM

Enjoy violence and causing pain

Within 3 days. All things that his mother fought so hard to prevent from occurring. Perhaps this is why he has decided to do it. His mother didn’t want it, so in an attempt to prove that he's his own person, he does all of the things that would cause disapproval from anyone but Jasper.

It's convoluted and awful, but in a way it makes sense. If he does what his family wants, they will always want more. They'll never want more of this.

Greg

When Steven said “You’re just like mum”, I was astounded by how offensively Greg took it. Astounded for a good reason. He realises that Rose wasn't an entirely altruistic person.

I think this actually shows an incredible amount of strength in Greg. I feel like Steven overreacted in the situation, but Greg has grown nonetheless.

He did get carried away though. He whisked Steven through his youth, without any regard for his feelings. Instead of sitting and talking, he tried to distract Steven. And that CD... context, Greg. Context.

Also, they way that he implies that Steven was “free” shows how little he helped bring up Steven after he moved in with the gems.

Anyway, that was a lot to unpack. I hope you enjoyed reading it! If you have any thoughts, let me know.

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Steven Universe Future leak 2.0

Steven... you got some trauma right there... you want some help with that???

Poor babey. This show is supposed to be on hiatus, but keeps punching the fandom in the guts anyway.

Also, the image leak... are they flying?

Edit: Oh wait, they’re running.

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It he

A baggy boi

(Based off a post on @coroika-confessions)

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OC post!

Alexis

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

≫ Basic

Full name: Alexis O'Neil

Age: 23

Gender: She/Her

Sexuality: Bisexual

≫ Social

Species: Angel

Nationality: Irish

Job: Courrier

≫ Biological

Height: 5’8”

Facial features: Pointed nose, Facial markings, Large eyes with cat-like slits.

Other features: Eyes on arms and legs, Curvy but petite build.

≫ Personality

Peronality traits: Outgoing, Enthusiatic, Softly spoken.

MBTI type: ENFP

≫ Pros

Talents: Singing, Coversation, Areal acrobatics.

Strengths: Willing to listen, Helps in any way she can.

Powers: Angelic powers (teleportation, blasts of light etc.), supernatural strength, speed and reflexes.

≫ Cons

Weaknesses: Sometimes lets others take advantage of her, Anxious, Absolutely no poker face (except in poker), Internalises anger.

Fears: Change, Being judged, Lonliness.

Cause of death: Terminal illness

≫ Claims

Voice: Ana from Frozen

Song: Say Amen (Saturday Night) by Panic! At the Disco

≫ Storyline

Alexis was born in Ireland, and moved to London when she was 5. Shortly afterwards, her health began to deteriorate. Initially her family wasn’t worried, but after the illness continued for a number of months, they took her to a doctor. He requested further testing, and it was found that she had a genetic condition that would result in death unless a cure could be found.

Initially Alexis was hopeful, strongly believing that she would find a cure. However, as years went by, and her condition deteriorated further, she began to lose faith. By the time she was 15, she had essentially accepted that there was nothing she could do.

Instead of sinking into despair, she decided to live her final years as productively as possible. She read all about the world, form the average height of a penguin to the weird naming conventions of milk. However, her time was up all too fast.

She passed away at 4:30 Pm on a Sunday.

Alexis was a victim of a celestial admin error, a fault that occurs fairly rarely. She should have gone to heaven, but went to hell instead. However, she is surrounded by new friends, and finally has some semblance of normalcy.

Thanks for reading, y’all! I might post some more major OC's from different fandoms later, but this is all for now.

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ASD Brains be Like - Snicker Knife

I was walking, you know, like a normal human being, and somehow my brain made a series of connections that resulted in me thinking “could you murder somembody with a snickers bar?”.

I now know, thanks to 20 minutes of contemplation, how to kill somebody with a snickers bar.

Place the snickers in your refrigerator to make sure that they're solid, but not too hard.

Remove from fridge and quickly slice off parts of the bar to create a wedge, point or blade, whichever works.

Quickly place bar in freezer to avoid melting, and to solidify/harden it.

Use when ready

The only issue I could think of is if the target runs, you will no longer have a knife, but you will have a snickers bar so you can apologise for trying to kill them. Nut allergies give a +7 to damage

Also, to dispose of the evidence, eat your weapon. It won’t be as nice as a normal snickers bar, cos it's covered in blood, but I’m sure you can make do. You’re on the run from the law now after all. Why did you do this, idiot? Why?

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Disclaimer - Murder is stinky. Don’t.

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Question for y’all

How would you feel about a Steven Universe high school au? It would be based off those promo drawings of the gems, but set in America rather than Japan. Let me know what you think.

Here are some of the drawings btw:

I got them off the wikia, in case you were wondering

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C O L O R B A R S

“Leave me blinded and erase my memories”

Glitchy Steven in honor of the last Stevenbomb. I'm probably gonna aim to draw one scene for each of the final bombs.

Lyrics are from Colorbars by Ghost

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Cursed Thought of the day

Are Steven’s kidney stones sentient?

I’m really sorry.

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