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Modern AU GrantairexJoly~ Engagement.

Years of dating went by before Grantaire finally asked Joly to marry him. It took all the courage he had shockingly, especially since he asked Joly out. 

Grantaire: Philippe Joly, will you marry me? *Grantaire was even down on one knee*

Joly: *Pulls in a sharp breath* Yes of course! 

A Girl Worth Fighting For

Combeferre still didn't have a mistress. Something Joly and Courfeyrac were intent on changing.

"Come on, Combeferre, I'm sure there's some girl out there who's just as smart as you are," Joly said, tugging at his arm. "Come to the theater with us. She'll be there. Whoever she is."

"She'll have glasses and a stiff posture and like to draw butterflies," said Courfeyrac, grinning. "And she'll love to discuss drama and philosophy. And you'll find her at Hernani, please, my friend, join us. You won't regret it."

Combeferre adjusted his glasses and harrumphed a little.

"Please?" said Joly.

He sighed. "Fine. I'll go see Hernani with you. But I tell you, this Romantic business of Hugo's is best left to Prouvaire."

Repeat after me,

Disagreeing with a ship is fine. Not liking a ship is fine. Discussing why you don’t like a ship is okay. Bashing a ship is wrong. Bashing a ship is hurtful. Bashing the population of that ship is rude.

Noot noot XD

pop into my askbox with ‘noot noot’ and I will put my iPod on shuffle and the fourth song that comes up I will write a drabble with our characters based on the lyrics

"I am so proud, if I allowed" - D’Oyly Carte Company, The Mikado

I heard one day a gentleman saythat criminals who are cut in twocan hardly feel the fatal steeland so, when slain, are slain without much painIf this is true, it’s jolly for youYour courage screw to bid us adieu

Trigger warning for gore and death.

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A bright pale creature appeared through the haze of pain and exhaustion, and he blinked through the blood and sweat to see it turn aside his torturer’s shoulder.

"What do you want? As I’m sure you can tell, I am busy," said Gorthaur’s velvet voice. A bell-like one answered.

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Femslash Revolution's Tolkien Prompts Masterlist

It’s Femslash February, and femslashrevolution is hosting a prompt exchange to celebrate! Prompting is now closed, but there’s a fantastic number of Tolkien femslash prompts to fill with art, fic and whatever else you can think of! 

How to fill them:

Once prompts are posted, you are welcome to fill any of the prompts included in this event. You can fill as many or as few prompts as you like, including none at all, whether or not you submitted prompts. If you post a fill, please submit it to us and mention that it is part of the Prompt Exchange so we can share your work with our followers. For non-anonymous prompts, please also contact the original prompter directly where you can to let them know what you’ve created for them. We are happy to accept fills at any time, even after Femslash February has finished, or after a prompt has been filled by someone else.

The Silmarillion

Estë/Míriel - attempting healing in the gardens of Lórien

Tar-Míriel/Uinen - rescue out of the Fall of Númenor

Haleth/OFC - struggling to keep the balance between love and duty with one of her guardswomen

Luthien/Thuringwethil + meeting again

Galadriel/Andreth - sharing wisdom

Anairë/Eärwen - pearls

Haleth/Lalwen + sharing a tent

Thuringwethil/Varda - Thuringwethil’s life before her fall

Varda/Ilmarë - glimmer of starlight

Lúthien/Thuringwethil - how Thuringwethil came to surrender her bat-skin

Aredhel/Galadriel - on the hunt together

Aerin/an Easterling woman - unlikely companionship

Yavanna/Fimbrethil - creation

Elemmírë/Findis - making music

Ancalimë/OFC - “However this may be, the story is clear that Ancalimë did not desire love.” (for Aro Week)

Nellas/Niënor - watching over one another

Morwen/Aerin - winters in Dor-lómin

Míriel/Indis - how it all began

Aredhel/Elenwë - stargazing

Finduilas/Nienor + a trip to the beach

Eowyn/Haleth, either through time travel (forward or back) or maybe reincarnation? I just think they would be amazing together!

Miriel/Indis + homecoming

Nellas/Nienor + flowers

Aredhel/Elenwe + happy times in Valinor

The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings

Sigrid/Tauriel future-based fanwork of any kind with Sigrid being totally competent and collected and Tauriel still being a giant adorable bad-ass failboat.

Tauriel/Arwen: “The light of the Evenstar does not wax and wane. It is constant, even in the greatest darkness.” “And Wood Elves love best the light of the stars.”

Tauriel/Eowyn + hospitality

Eowyn/Lothiriel, the relationship between Rohan and Gondor is strengthened by their marriage

Arwen/Éowyn - escaping their duties on a ride through Gondor

Goldberry/Lady of the Blue Brooch - adventures in the Old Forest

Arwen/Éowyn/Lothíriel - taking comfort together while their husbands ride off to war

Eowyn/Lothiriel + court intrigue

Nimrodel/Mithrellas - finding each other again, against hope

Arwen/Eowyn + exploration

trying out a new style with everyone's favorite morally ambiguous elf mage, Vaarsuvius.

HAPPY EPONINE PROMPTS!: Eponine and Cosette being friends and getting into gardening-related shenanigans together in whichever happier AU setting you prefer (post-barricades? Valjean adopts everyone? Fantine raises Cosette in Paris? Anything!)

I don’t know that there’s enough Shenanigans here, but there IS gardening, and it’s post-barricades, and I hope I did this prompt justice even a little, because it’s a very very good prompt.

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It took days and days, of Éponine’s wounds healing, of everyone waiting for Marius to wake up, of Cosette holding herself very straight and speaking very steadily while her hands shook, of Éponine raising her chin and sneering and then again flinching every time Marius’s horrid grandfather raised his voice, it took days and days, for the two of them to decide that they didn’t have to be enemies, at least, and then more days for them to figure out what that meant, and then.

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my first attempt on Sketchbook Express - female Sauron in battle. original design by reforgedmairon.

the atla gaang in the animorphs universe (‘cause i can)

sokka - the leader, jake/marco mashup [battle morph: arctic wolf]

yue - the nothlit, tobias/cassie mashup [battle morph: barn owl]

toph - the tank, rachel/marco mashup [battle morph: bull moose]

aang - the pacifist, ax/cassie mashup [battle morph: olive baboon]

zuko - the andalite, ax/rachel mashup [missing the left eyestalk]

katara - the lieutenant, tom/rachel/cassie mashup [battle morph: jaguar]

jet - the traitor [battle morph: spotted hyena]

the yeerks

long feng - edriss/visser one (with kya as host)

ozai - esplin/visser three (with ursa as host)

zhao - temrash ; azula - visser seventeen (with katara as host)

ty lee - aftran (with aang as temporary host)

others

mai - estrid

suki - toby

lu ten - elfangor

notes --

maybe ursa returns from war a little sharper, a little crueler (to do recon on andal) ... and just when she (he, ozai) is finished and just about to depart, finds an excuse to publicly maim her son -- before he is even old enough to join the warriors’ academy -- and it’s a shellshocked iroh (grieving for a distant son) who collects the pieces ...

does this mean yue is lu ten’s daughter and therefore zuko’s niece? yes? yes. but i thought yue being trapped in owl shape as a nothlit was too good of an idea to pass up.

hakoda, having to stand in for both peter and mr. berenson, would react a little better at the “death” of his wife i think -- and sokka would likely react better to his dad dating bato than marco did with peter dating nora.

obviously sokka would stop at nothing to get katara free from the yeerks, so we can assume that at some point they kidnap katara and spirit her away to the woods with zuko and yue to starve the yeerk out (sorry azula), and then katara of course immediately volunteers (demands) to join the animorphs. so, please imagine the following two scenarios:

ozai, yelling: there’s another andalite bandit?! whatever hapless lackey du jour: it would seem so, visser :(

and

azula talking through katara, surrounded by the gaang in their battle morphs: so where is he? the real andalite scum? visser three told us all about him. oh come on. you know. [miming a single stalk eye] “i must defeat the yeerks to regain my honor.” it’s okay. you can laugh. it’s funny.

epic rap battles of middle earth: finrod versus sauron. or something like that, idk. palette #80.