I Have Spent My Whole Life Trying To Be Water. But, I Will Only Ever Be Fire. Consuming, Hateful, Never

As the world had made an enemy of him, he knew he must become an enemy of the world.

Fun fact: The more you know, the less you know.

No one would even notice I was gone.

Spy gun. Check. Holster. Check. All I need now is a nice suit.

Pizza, I really like you, but you've become a bad habit. Time to stop being lazy and get back to making the less deadly food I love. Which is kind of funny because I'm not a health nut. Though, I realized all the stuff I really like is basically a Mediterranean diet. Who knew? I noticed spaghetti isn't in those, though... -_- But, time to get these love handles to go away again. It's just too easy to get into bad eating habits. Just takes a little effort to get back into good habits, right? It's easy to notice the huge difference in energy when you start eating right. Might feel a little hungry in the beginning, but in the immortal words of Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!"

Don't be a racist

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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35226276 I wish I was the most badass of burglars. If I could have anything in the world, it'd be this. Even if it was mine under very shady circumstances.