Me: *undresses Slowly For The Demons In My Room*

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

My usual day going on

My mind:

She’s funny, empathetic, cares about your mental health and is a huge whore for you????

What if I pulled your panties to the side and fucked the stress out of you?

passenger seat princess but on top of just sitting pretty next to you she also gives you road head

*sigh*

a dilf reading to me is all i need