This Is Honestly The Best Thing I’ve Ever Seen

“The trees cry out as they die, but you cannot hear them. I lie here. I listen to the pain of the forest and feel the ache of the bullet in my chest and dream of the day when I will finally crunch that gun woman’s head in my jaws… She is my daughter. One of the wolf tribe. When the forest dies, so does she. I caught her human parents defiling my forest. They threw their baby at my feet as they ran away. Instead of eating her, I raised her as my own. Now my poor, ugly, beautiful daughter is neither human nor wolf.“

PRINCESS MONONOKE (1997)

You know, having had my name legally changed forever ago, it’s fucking wild to open random accounts and suddenly see my old name, like

*Ahh oop Jump Scare*

I finally found it! The best explanation of my sexuality (demisexual):

Mentally: a romantic

Physically: an asexual

Spiritually: a fucking slut

The types of questions about my transition that my friends worry will make me uncomfortable: Are you gonna take your shirt off at the beach now?

The types of questions they ask that do make me uncomfortable: Does it make you sad that your father doesn’t respect you?

Hey, trama + time = comedy

So this’ll probably be hilarious in like, 10 years

I’ve never related to a post more

My dad, a bodybuilder desperately begging: please stop skipping leg day

Me, a trans guy with beefy thicc goth mommy legs: no

Dramatically opens the door to the classroom on the first day of school wearing this.

“Sorry I’m late. Please, continue.”

Galia Lahav Spring 2017