Today Im Thinking About The Huge Buff Bread Guy From Kikis Delivery Service. Highly Underrated Guy

People think nonbinary presentation is like a sliding scale from slightly fem-leaning androgyny to slightly masc-leaning androgyny, but actually it's more of a sliding scale from classy glamorous motherfucker who makes everyone question their sexuality to weird funky bog gremlin who's registered as a local cryptid, and I think that's very iconic of us

All I'm asking is just once let someone in the movies keep a bad haircut.

you: homoerotic subtext

me, an intellectual: impligaytions

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

So I’m in a musical for theater camp and I’m the main character. The dude playing my love interest and I are both gay, which makes it hilariously awkward in rehearsal. Yesterday he made me so angry because we were practicing the fake kiss our characters do, and when he brought me in he whispered “Perform heterosexuality, I must” in a perfect Yoda voice and made me laugh so hard I tripped and fell off the stage.

soon the AI pretending to be human will be making scam calls and getting answered by the AI pretending to be human and they’ll have elaborate conversations where they try to tease out whether the other one is really human or not.

sharing music you like with someone else is the most mortifying ordeal of being known