🎵oh, I Wanna Nap With Somebody…🎵

New Secret Knots comic: "Cryptid".

jane prentiss and her worms outside of martin's house looking through his window and watching him sob into a can of peaches as he has a panic attack on the floor:

petition for a live action version of ratatouille where linguine is played by john mulaney and there’s no actual script, they just let him and a rat loose in a kitchen for an hour and a half

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

haha im in danger                               ヽ                                     ඞ 

gender: distortion

supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

All fiction podcast fans share one brain cell and it’s the one that’s responsible for making us all think ‘huh I need to start listening to wtnv again someday’ every once in a while

Cat Burglar!

My submission to the USUAL SUSPECTS riso show at Around Gallery, available on my print shop.

[plunges hand into water, pulls out a live lobster, and answers it like a phone]