Where Are My Museum Gift Shop Memes

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oh to be a little goose and wreak absolute havoc

Anti-Mom: You shouldn’t not-complain because there’re always people who have it better.

Fav tweet I saw yesterday

Concept: Gender reveal parties for non binary/agender/fluid/secretive people where instead of the honoree revealing their gender, the guests all bring a gender suggestion. Like “cowboy”, “abandoned Blockbuster” or “Victorian child ghost” and then the person picks a winner.

somethings i’ve been able to draw

Important note to all Dracula fans - Coca-Cola was invented in 1886, and the story is set in 1897. This means you can authentically hint at coca-cola in any and all fanworks set around the book’s time period.

(not that it’s very impressive, since Dracula himself wouldn’t drink it, but certainly the American suitor can!)

a comic based on ‘autoclave’ by the mountain goats to celebrate tma s5

this repressed memory slapped me in the face a couple of days ago

transcription/translation: 

[”je suis allé” (I went) being written on a board by a child] 

[another child pops into frame only to say, “faut ajouter un autre ‘e’ parce que t’es une fille” (you need to add another “e” because you’re a girl)]

[the first child looks mildly scandalized and says, “j’dois faire quoi ?” (I have to do what?)] 

[the child looks increasingly scandalized, stares directly into your soul, and says, “j’dois reconnaître mon sexe ? à cet âge ??” (I have to confront my gender? at this age??)] 

it gets so dark at 8pm and i just keep staring out the window waiting to see light again