The Correct Way To Do An Anthropomorphic Cat:

a comic based on ‘autoclave’ by the mountain goats to celebrate tma s5

how do I grow a set of antlers and become a deep forest mist deity within 5 years

bear and bird are friends

So I’m in a musical for theater camp and I’m the main character. The dude playing my love interest and I are both gay, which makes it hilariously awkward in rehearsal. Yesterday he made me so angry because we were practicing the fake kiss our characters do, and when he brought me in he whispered “Perform heterosexuality, I must” in a perfect Yoda voice and made me laugh so hard I tripped and fell off the stage.

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

scariest thing to ever happen to me: this mysterious worm who visited my school

being gay is just *wanting to fistfight your friend's shitty dad* *wanting to fistfight your friend's shitty dad* *wanting to fistfight your friend's shitty mom* *wanting to fistfight your friend's shitty parents* *wanting to f

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i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

i think about this every day