*multiplies You By 1*

THE WOLVES ARE IN THE FINAL!!!

This reminds me of a story a boy told us in RE last year.

He had a dog and a hamster and one day when he came downstairs the dog was standing in front of the hamster cage, barking, and the hamster was just lying there.

He called his mum downstairs and they both assumed the hamster had been scared to death and so his mum suggested that they cremate it in the log burner.

So they did just that and put the hamster in the log burner and then THEY HEARD SQUEALING AND SCREAMING BECAUSE THE HAMSTER WAS BURNING ALIVE IT WASN'T DEAD IT HAD JUST FAINTED

The thing is they couldn't rescue it and so they just had to listen to it burning

who wants to hear the worst story i’ve ever heard

and even more amazing was the day Link realised he [redacted] him back

I now have a template and just need cardboard (I'm adding the spikes on later)

so you know when you wake up super early and come up with a really good idea but never act on it?

my 5am thought was to make Meliodas' dragon handle-sword-thing because I just started watching 7 Deadly Sins

I'm gonna do it

THERE IS A PREQUEL, Y’ALL

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esc 2022 is so italian, even the flag showed up in person!

The Lancet

Earl Grey tea intoxication

A 44-year-old man presented in May, 2001, with muscle cramps. He had no medical history of note, but volunteered the fact that he had been d

Re: blorbo from my research, here is my favorite ever case study. I'm obsessed with it.

Summary:

- Guy presents to neurology with muscle issues, very clearly has something going on but diagnostic tests are inconclusive

- History is mostly unremarkable. Key word, mostly. He drinks four liters of plain Earl Grey tea per day. For context this is nearly twice the recommended daily fluid intake. All fluids, to be clear, not just tea. He only drinks tea tho

- Bergamot is known to be phototoxic in high doses (reacts badly on your skin with sunlight)

- APPARENTLY nobody previously has consumed enough of it for it to be widely known that it is also, apparently, mildly toxic to ingest in high doses

- Guy starts drinking plain black tea again. Only 2 liters this time (he didn't have a medical reason to drink that much tea, he just liked it) and so now he's fully recovered

I'm begging you. Pleeeeeeeeassse

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

just in advance