Ever Since I Was A Little Girl I Have Wanted To Fight In Battle And Receive A Grave But Concealable Injury

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

the interior of a panera is designed to contain a minotaur

I would like to present you with this monstrosity that someone put on a discord server I'm in

I just found this in my camera roll and it’s from like 3am and I couldn’t tell you what I was trying to do with this

oh gee discord should I try adding numbers? should I try that???? should I try adding numbers to the end of my username so that it's individualized and only mine???? should I try adding numbers??????????

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

New Ep (13) Of Jjk S2 | Choso Vs Yuji🔥

sorry but the whole "aziraphale keeps a gun inside a hollowed out book" is THE BIGGEST missed opportunity ever to do a LITERAL Chekhov's Gun I'm so mad about it can you imagine if in episode 6 when they're fighting the demons in the bookshop and they run out of encyclopedias to throw and they're completely out of options instead of exploding his halo aziraphale just pulls a pistol out of a book and starts fucking shooting them

Ravel: *stabs ghastly*

Ghastly: ah fuck I can’t believe you’ve don’t this