Early To Bed And Early To Rise Leaves A Man So Fucked Up That He Dies

you finally confess your attraction to the hot priest and he's like "oh darling, I thought you'd never ask" and proceeds to bite your neck and turn you into another catholic priest

If eat your salad doesn’t get into the final I Will Riot

There’s two ends of the horror spectrum

he is sitting politely

one of my favourite things about the SP discord server: Uno bot was renamed Jon because someone's phone kept autocorrecting it

it's almost almost christmas

TIT STEW

deleted too soon. Rip.

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)