Thinking About How A Series Of Unfortunate Events Could Be Read As Mostly Paralleling To An Abusive Home

There's this boy in my class and honestly he comes out with the weirdest thing

In geography we were given a sheet on why people live near volcanoes and one of the reasons was something like 'they have festivals were they sacrifice objects'. Then this kid just put his hand up and said, 'Isn't that where they yeet kids into a volcano' with a dead serious face.

In history today we were doing about rebellions in 1069 and he asked 'if the king killed himself, would it be treason?'

We were stood outside waiting to go get changed for PE and he made a tinfoil crown and started shouting 'MY NAME IS JESUS'

We had to design a poster on nature in science and he just drew Undertale characters

I'm pretty convinced he's not entirely connected to this reality.

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

thinking about the shi wudu-he xuan-shi qingxuan conflict in TGCF and realizing their characters are just nie huaisang split into three. a nhs deluxe edition if you will

Me: yeah we're tying the knot next week

Werewolf fiance who's never heard that phrase: we're going to what

thank you this is brilliant

For the meme ideas: some kind of chart to show which Dead Men have committed which war crimes

I know what I'm going to be doing instead of school work

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

Queen Lizzie died on my 18th birthday I'd say that's a pretty good omen for my future

@zarla-s has been hijacked by p**n bots. DO NOT CLICK ON ANY LINKS.

@staff @support get your priorities straight

ok but i actually liked luke, despite his stupid name

Me, coming back to reality after daydreaming, staring at the cleared rhythm game level on my screen that I was definitely not conscious for: