I Don't Know Why This Keeps Happening But I Keep Meeting Toxic Heterosexual Couples Who Experiment With

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

why

sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible

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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

werewolves at the breeding forest: "where did my cum go!??"

me behind the tree:

I need him expeditiously

SO excited for next week’s episode 😩

This is gonna be interesting

Psst, hey, hey you, yes you

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