We Were Robbed And I Demand Financial Compensation

Your roommate, Josh French. He never actually showers, but he always smells fantastic. You asked him about it one time, and all he could say was he showers when you’re asleep. He says that, but it’s been two months since he moved here, and the water bill hasn’t gone up by a substantial amount. You’ve never seen him eat before, but you’re pretty sure you can hear him eat when he’s alone. What’s really weird is he doesn’t have anything in the fridge. No drinks or anything. He has a job, but you don’t know what it is. All you know is that he’s always on time with his portion of the rent. He really only goes out to buy fertilizer, but he doesn’t grow anything. You keep seeing a bunch of empty bags of fertilizer in the trash though, so what’s he using it on? And why’s he always sitting on the eastern fire escape at like 7:00 am? It’s like he’s trying to take in as much sun as he can.

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

I just woke up to this too🫠

Me: yeah we're tying the knot next week

Werewolf fiance who's never heard that phrase: we're going to what

talk about whiplash we had the moldovan train song and now a ballad?

I hate studying GCSE poetry because not only is it super boring 9/10 of the time but because I'm discovering I quite like Robert Browning

I'm begging you. Pleeeeeeeeassse

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

König (me, 2022). Colored Pencil. i took the photo on my phone so i apologize that the quality isnt that great

i was not expecting so much love on my wip! thank you :D

here is the final piece; hope you enjoy!

Masquerade from Phantom of the Opera

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)