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hell yeah Ukraine time. Finally a break from all these ballads

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

would this be the ask in question by any chance?

Did you send an ask to someone a while back about what would happen if you weight trained your dick because it may or may not be in the hot section thing of r/tumblr

@justalittletomfoolery oh my FUCKING god

I keep thinking about that tweet asking what would sp be like if one of the other dead men mentored Valkyrie and I can’t stop imagining the chaos that would have been Val and Saracen. Instead of the romantically inept straight™️ phase 1 val we could’ve had smooth talking lesbian/bisexual Val (whichever you’re preference) from the start

Just imagine how the Caelan situation would’ve played out:

Valkyrie: so there’s this vampire...

Saracen: ah, we’ve all been there Valkyrie. My best advice is to just sleep with him and get it out of your system.

Valkyrie: you’ve slept with a vampire?

Saracen: Valkyrie at this point there’s not much I haven’t slept with... except maybe the sea hag, but that’s purely because I can never seem to find her.

Valkyrie (looking horrified): what about the children of the spider?

Saracen:

Saracen: Anyway, moving on...

I don't know what this is but I love it

losing my shit because my dad was telling me that some country music artist he likes went to the hospital and got high off edibles and made an album that was so far removed from being country music that country music fans of his are having fucking fits about it online but that’s not the strange part, the strange part is that this dude sought out the guy who animated those cool 3d jojo intros from parts 1-3 and that one batman ninja movie (i think his name is junpei mizusaki) and got him to animate a full 40 minute short film set to his new weird album and it looks like fucking

this

Not one person in their right fucking mind would want to be Scottish except sick-minded Scottish people

better than being english 😌

Reblog to have the most homoerotic year of your life 2024

really vibing with the lady stood in the back of France's act vougeing

I'm not scared of the Monster in the woods, I have lube, and the Monster is scared of ME.