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MAN WE WERE HAVING BOPS WHY THE BALLAD GODDAMN IT

Crab Day

okay, so here's a new info post from the top.

the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.

solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)

the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)

i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.

ELDRITCH HORROR TIME

would this be the ask in question by any chance?

Did you send an ask to someone a while back about what would happen if you weight trained your dick because it may or may not be in the hot section thing of r/tumblr

@justalittletomfoolery oh my FUCKING god

You called?

skulduggery pleasant fans

reblog this and i will follow you

i need to see more of it

everywhere

every day

i am a simple person.

if someone tells me that they were thinking of me, i would bask in that softness and confirmation for months.

I know what I'm going to be doing instead of school work

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

THE WOLVES ARE IN THE FINAL!!!

GOOD OMENS + Memes

how are we coping guys