I Reiterate, My Favorite Tech Thing Is When He Just 8) To >8(

cant get over how echo, IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING FIRE FIGHT, responds to someone saying "is there an echo in here" with the barely contained glee of someone hearing their victim say "whats updog?"

Wilbur: qwackiteeee!!!

Quackity: I won it for you Wilbur!!!!

Wilbur: :D!!! 💞💞💞

Meanwhile on the SMP

Wilbur: Quackity you’re the reason I breathe

Quackity: Choke then

Clonet Cadet Crying Headcanons

I’ve been in a weird place lately, so that means you all get some late night thoughts I had while drawing sad bois. (Warning its long)

I don't really see the Bad Batch crying too much as adults. (not to say that they don't, just that it takes A LOT for any of them to even begin to cry). I get the feeling that showing emotions was highly discouraged on Kamino.

None of them have *really* cried since they were kids.

HUNTER

Hunter tried very hard to not show weakness around his brothers. He was the leader after all, and it had been drilled into him that leaders kept their emotions in check. If you couldn’t control yourself, then you had no chance of controlling a squad. That's what he believed anyway.

When he did cry, it was typically due to overstimulation. The kaminoans would push Hunter's senses to the breaking point during his training. His head and body would hurt so much that all he was able to do was cry.

He tried to hide it and suffer in silence. Typically finding a secluded area where he could cry in peace and quiet. He thought he was sneaky enough. But strangely whenever he came back to the main room, the lights would be dimmer, the outside halls would be free of foot traffic, and there would be a suspicious amount of pillows and blankets on his bed (including a certain stuffed Tooka doll). His brothers never said anything, and Hunter appreciated them for it.

WRECKER

Wrecker was a big kid and had even bigger emotions. When he was really young, he would cry all the time. Cried when he was left alone for too long, cried when he was hungry, cried when he was tired, sad, mad, or scared. Which doesn't sound too atypical for a child. But it was absolutely unacceptable for a military clone.

He was more or less forced to grow out of it.

But things did get better when he was given Lula. Tech had made it for him after he started having night terrors. Lula helped him feel safe and not so alone at night.

A Kaminoan once tried to take her away. Wrecker had cried non stop for days. After it became clear that it was more trouble than it was worth, Wrecker was given his doll back. And she has been with him ever since.

TECH

Tech already worried about his worth on the team. He felt like he could easily be replaced by a droid, and because of his deep rooted fear of being outmatched , he would tirelessly try to be as useful as possible. He was constantly upgrading, fixing, and modifying their weapons, gear, and home. So when something just would not work and he couldn’t figure it out, all those insecurities would come bubbling back to the surface.

Tech typically would only cry when he was beyond frustrated with a project. When he had been awake for 72 hours and couldn't see straight anymore. He would suddenly throw his tools across the room and just break down. Hunter was typically the one to lead him away from his desk and force him to sleep. Tech always fought him on it, but as soon as his head hit the pillow, he would be out.

CROSSHAIR

Crosshair has only cried a couple times in his entire life. And when he cried it’s typically because he was mad. Mad at the world, the Kaminoans, the regs, himself. He knows the world is against him and his brothers. And because of that, he expects near perfection from himself. He will stay at the range for hours upon hours until he can barely feel his arms. He knows that they have to be the best, or they risk being “decommissioned”. He can't allow that to happen to any of his brothers.

Once during a simulation, he misses. And because of it, Tech gets hurt. He is so upset with himself that after he checks to make sure Tech will be okay, he disappears for several days.

He runs away when he cries, he doesn't want a soul to see him break. He cant afford to be fragile, not when has to help protect his brothers.

theory: sans and alphys used to work together

Everyone in Undertale has a very distinct relationship with one another (not necessarily love). It is very obvious that Sans and Papyrus are two brothers that care about each other. It's obvious that Toriel and Asgore are former lovers. But what about Sans and Alphys?

While trying to speak to Alphys at the end of the True Pacifist Ending, there's a short conversation between Undyne and Alphys, and Sans tries to make a joke. But Alphys interrupted him with the same pun. So obviously Alphys knew Sans well enough to guess what he would say in that situation. But where did they know each other?

Let's backtrack.

We know that Dr. Alphys was a scientist before she became the Royal Scientist. She did experiments in the True Lab using DETERMINATION and recorded entries in there. But one particular entry stuck out to me.

ENTRY 5

In this entry, Alphys used "blueprints" to extract determination from the human souls. But what are these blueprints? In fact, the only other time the word "blueprints" is mentioned in-game is in Sans' workshop.

Since this is literally the only other time "blueprints" is mentioned, we must assume that these are the same ones Alphys mentioned. So if Alphys and Sans both have or had the same blueprints, and they were about scientific experiments, that could only mean one thing.

Sans was also a scientist.

There is actually more evidence that Sans was a scientist because of the items that he owns in his house.

We must assume that this is Sans' book, because it was hidden away inside of a joke book. I highly doubt someone would read a quantum physics book for fun, unless they could actually understand what it means.

Let's go back to the blueprints.

Now that we know that Sans and Alphys were both scientists, and probably worked together, let's see what other information we can find about the blueprints. If you interact with them, it says, "You can't read the symbols they're written in.."

Symbols? What symbols? Nobody writes in symbols!

Nobody except the author of Entry 17, widely speculated to be W.D Gaster, the old Royal Scientist. But what is Gaster saying? Well, he isn't speaking gibberish. He's actually speaking through a font called Wingdings, which can be translated. The exact translation is:

Dark

Darker

Yet Darker

The darkness keeps growing

The shadows cutting deeper

Photon Readings Negative

This Next Experiment

Seems

Very

Very

Interesting

What do you two think?

Now that is very cryptic, but it also gives us a lot of information. For example, if these are the symbols used in the blueprints, that means Sans and Alphys could understand Wingdings, and possibly worked with Dr. Gaster.

Does this mean that the "two" that Gaster was talking about were Sans and Alphys?

It's very possible.

However, how close were Sans and Alphys?

Alphys was most likely alone when she conducted the experiments on the fallen down monsters, and unfortunately turned them into Amalgamates. She seemingly didn't tell anyone about this and fell into a spiral of depression. But did she tell the one person who could have understood what she did? Did she tell her old coworker?

When you call Papyrus outside of Alphys' lab without befriending Undyne, he and Sans say this:

Now Sans could be joking, but a lot of Sans' "jokes" turn out to be serious, so what if this was also serious? Does this mean that Sans knew about the Amalgamates? It's highly possible, especially with this dialogue:

I highly doubt that Sans was trying to eat healthier by eating dog food, but why would he give the bag to Alphys? For all we know, she doesn't have a dog. But she does have another "type of dog." That's right, Endogeny the Amalgamate. It's pretty likely that Sans knew about the Amalgamate Experiments, and if Sans is the only one she told, it's obvious that these two were very close.

But what did Sans do as a scientist?

And how do these two know Dr. Gaster?

I guess we'll never know...

Unless I'm really bored and decide to make another craZy tHeorY-

howdy!

when there’s trouble, you know who to call...

Kass Morgan really said these characters are going to kiss 161 pages into the first book and Jason had the audacity to destroy those characters and have one of them wind up shooting the other for no reason??

you can't make it make sense.

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Does anyone have a gifs of that clip of Ewan McGregor in costume as Obi-Wan vaulting off a spring board thing and just slamming crotch first into Temuera Morrison’s (in costume as Jango) face?

I’ve been trying to find it for hours and I can’t.

so a bounty, Hunter, and a bounty hunter walk into a bar