Nothing To Lose

YALL I SOLVED THE MYSTERY HARRY TRIPS OVER HIS OWN TWO FEET LIKE A BABY DEER BC HE USED TO BE A MERMAID WHAT THE FUCK

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FIC RECOMMENDATIONS

(disclaimer: none of these works are mine, but i find each and every

one beautiful and decided to share the talents of these amazing

writers!)

Aleksander Morozova:

Secret Affairs “rumors and whispers are circulating in the little palace that general kirigan has found himself a mysterious woman whom he spends his nights with” by @kasagia

Marking by @simp2537 (18+)

Billy Russo:

The Manhattan Murders Series “three years ago, you left your hometown of woodsboro for new york to start over, but when people around you start dying, you realize a ghost from your past has returned” by @chvoswxtch

Rescue Mission “during a disastrous blind date you reach out to your best friend billy, and he offers to come to your rescue” by @marvelmusing

Crosshairs “after a few months of stalking billy, you make a decision to curb your obsession, believing that he deserves better than you. billy doesn’t agree.” by @marvelmusing

Hunted “as part of a training exercise with anvil, you’re tasked with remaining hidden in the city for an entire week. when billy tracks you down on the last night, he decides to teach you a leason.” by @marvelmusing (18+)

Barber Shop “you give billy’s beard a trim, giving him the opportunity to think over how lucky he is to have you.” by @marvelmusing

Waiting “you’ll always wait for billy, and he’ll always come home to you.” by @marvelmusing

Sweetness “billy russo loves all things sweet, and you take up a particular spot in his heart” by @marvelmusing

Window by @thyme-in-a-bubble (18+)

Misbehavior “billy takes you to one of his favorite restaurants, but you can’t seem to behave how he wants you to” by @marvelmusing (18+)

Just Wanted To Hear Your Voice “billy hasn’t been able to stop thinking about you all morning, and he just wants to hear your voice.” by @chvoswxtch

Sneaking Around “you’ve been sneaking around with billy, and your brother finds out.” by @that-sarcastic-writer (18+)

Penny For Your Thoughts by @imagine-a-fictional-boyfriend (18+)

Remus Lupin:

His First Time by @ellecdc (18+)

A Couple Months Later by @rainydayathogwarts

Soft Dom by @inkdrinkerworld (18+)

Setting Up “james trying to get remus and reader together and setting them up. potter!reader x remus secret relationship au” by @rainydayathogwarts

No Boundries “bestfriend remus with no boundries” by @mallowsweetmiri

Chocolate Trope by @theemporium (18+)

Sirius Black:

The Cutest Thing “when you visit the marauder’s dorm to ask remus for help with your charm’s homework, you’re surprised to find a large black dog in the room.” by @latenightreadingpdf

Fancy Ride “sirius gets jealous when you’re sharing stories from your date with evan, so you put him in his place” by @rainydayathogwarts

Always There “sirius black x girlfriend!reader who doesn’t give up on him even when he gives up on himself” by @iamgonnagetyouback

You Are Gonna Sit There And Watch by @thyme-in-a-bubble (18+)

James Potter:

Trouble In Hollywood “after spending years as an aspiring actress, everything seems to be finally falling into place. for one thing, you landed your first lead role staring in a new tv series filming in la. the only problem: you can’t stand your co-star” by @everythingisromant1c

Kiss And Makeup “james ruins reader’s date and attempts to make it better’ by @amiableness

Lip Combo “james watching you apply your lip combo tries to distract you from your lip gloss” by @rainydayathogwarts

A Dare Too Far “james was dared to make you fall in love with him. unknown to him, he was falling for you too. but soon the truth comes out and you are left heartbroken” by @srslyblvck

Eating Out “james eating you out under your skirt in the corner of a corridor” by @theemporium (18+)

Bloody Hell “enemies to lovers, period sex” by @lizard-on-a-window-pane (18+)

Morning Sex “you need james as soon as you wake up, and he needs you” by @pretty-little-mind33

A Date? by @iamgonnagetyouback

Dad!James by @amiableness

I Think He Knows “your boyfriend promises to watch over you when you want to get drunk” by @pretty-little-mind33 (18+)

Wolfstar x Reader:

A Baby? “your worst fears come true when you realize that sirius and remus didn’t want kids” by @iamgonnagetyouback

Fit In “wolfstar x reader who feels like she doesn’t fit in” by @iamgonnagetyouback

Drunk Reader “reader gets tipsy and starts being verbally affectionate when she normally isn’t” by @moonstruckme

Caught In The Middle “sirius’ worst nightmare comes true when both you and remus get your time of the months together” by @iamgonnagetyouback

Poly Marauders:

Seer Reader by @ellecdc

Pregnancy “poly!marauders x pregnant!reader who padfoot is obsessed with” by @ellecdc

Praise Kink by @moonstruckme (18+)

Costume Shopping “you go costume shopping with your boys” by @mischievousmoony

Forgotten Series “after being the forgotten one your whole life, you thought that they wouldn’t forget you” by @iamgonnagetyouback

Guess “reader is blindfolded and has to guess which one of her bfs is fucking her” by @brokenmenswhore (18+)

Say My Name by @myfictionaldreams (18+)

Taste “reader has a very strong gag reflex, so the boys never ask her to blow them, and you love them for it. but today, you want to taste them” by @thebestofoneshots

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be removed, please let me know and i will remove it immediately!

Letter to A Tiny Distant Star

Finished this WIP from about last year ago & I suddenly remembered about it. Also, I’m sorry if this is being too dull & emotional. 

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Watching Narnia With Ben Barnes

Genre - ☁️️Fluffy Headcannon☁️️

Note/Warnings - Jealousy, alluding to sexual themes, written with Fem!pronouns

It was a rainy day in London which meant it was the perfect opportunity to cuddle up with your boyfriend Ben and watch movies

Unfortunately for you, Ben has a terrible habit of falling asleep mid-movie

"Baby, I promise I won't fall asleep this time"

Famous last words because half-way through Ways To Live Forever, he is snoring quietly beside you

Being the darling girlfriend you are, you decided to let him have his rest

The movie finished and the actor was still away in dreamland

After flicking through movies you'd already seen, something caught your eye

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian came up as a suggested watch

As with most actors, Ben hated watching his own films so you never got to watch anything he was in. Unless he was away filming

But now seemed like the perfect time because knowing Ben, he would stay asleep through this movie as well

And you were right… until you laughed a bit too loudly

You looked down to where a sleeping Ben had been peacefully on your lap to see a pair of gorgeous sleep-glazed eyes staring at you

"I am so sorry my love, really didn't mean to wake up" You said gently stroking his hair and hoping he'd go back to sleep so you didn't have to turn the movie off

With a smile and a stretch, Ben was up and awake

But he hadn't realised that you were watching his film yet

Wordlessly, he cuddled up to you again and started watching the film

Maybe he hadn't woken up properly or maybe he couldn't remember shooting this movie but he happily sat and watched

About 10 minutes go by and that's when a very young Ben Barnes as Caspian steps onto the screen

You would laugh at your boyfriend's wide-eyed stare but you had a feeling that this wasn't going to end well

"You tricked me! Here I am innocently embracing the woman I love but no, you sneaky minx made me watch this"

Okay, now you were giggling your heart out

"In my defence, you were fast asleep and I didn't expect you to wake up until at least the end"

He may nearly be 40 but this man can sulk like a teenager

The next 10 minutes went with Ben sulking and rejecting you like you were a plague

So you tried a different tactic

Compliment someone else till he gets jealous

It's quite easy to make Ben jealous, especially when he is in this mood

"Honestly, I forgot how attractive King Peter is"

"Wow the muscles, time for me to move to Narnia"

"That solider could definitely raid me"

So not all of the comments were amazing but hey, it's hard to fawn over other guys when you have such a handsome boyfriend

Ben's sulking didn't last long after the comment were made

Mumbles of "I bet Peter couldn't pleasure you as well as I could" and "Pfft he can't even grow a beard"

You heard a massive grumble mixed with a sigh leave your boyfriend's mouth

"Okay princess, new rule. You can complement Caspian but if you mention any other guy's name in this, I am turning the movie off immediately"

Ben was joking but in some sense he wasn't and you knew that he would stick to his word

You agreed and for the rest of the movie, you kept your adoration for only your boyfriend's character

And Ben kept cringing at how young he looked and how terrible his accent was

"Good thing I watched this movie with you babe, almost forgot how pretty Susan was"

You have never turned the TV off quicker

Even with a cheeky smile on his face, that comment would not be ignored

If looks could kill, Ben would be six feet deep

You glare at him for a few seconds before you open your mouth to say something

Unfortunately, Ben had other ideas and quickly threw you over his shoulder before running to your shared bedroom

"Benjamin Thomas Barnes, if you think I am going to sleep with you after that comment, you are insane"

"Well then I must be insane but thankfully I am also irresistible"

Let's just say he was right, no one could take care of you the way Ben could ;)

- This is all the family you need. Right here. - Oh, thanks. That's nice.

1.13 'Memento Mori'