This Is Literally The Best Thing Ever

being alive is very………..Not Easy

no sorry I can’t hang out I’m busy feeling nothing and then feeling everything all at once and getting too overwhelmed

Jessica Vander Leahy

I just wanna be pretty🙃

Don’t worry when I argue with you. Worry when I stop cause that just means there’s nothing left worth fighting for.

3 am thoughts (via suspend)

Made with Isometric

So last night, I was playing around on Tumblr and masturbating (typical 😉) and I saw an infographic that described, in detail, how to make a woman squirt. I was curious and I tried it.

It worked. It fucking worked. I made a Goddamn mess of myself and had a couple of the best orgasms of my life.

And now I’m afraid of touching myself because I don’t want to make another mess. 😳😂