Sally Names Percy For The Happy Ending She Hopes He’ll Get. She Spends Hours Researching Demigods And

reblog this rat until staff gets involved

there are some REALLY good ones at beamish in the uk lmao

like i legit felt like it was burning a hole through my tongue when i first went to eat it

i don’t remember what they’re called but they’re big blue sour balls

i think they’re mainly blue

they should start making sour sweets that are actually sour again there's too many piss weak plain old sherbet that was waved near a lemon type sweets i want pure acid i want blood i want to suffer if the sour sweets don't blow my dick clean off then they're not worth it

fotd: the point of identities in the queer community is not to box yourself, but to find something that roughly describes how you feel. it doesn’t have to be all that close to your identity to use it! for example, i say i’m bisexual, when i probably fit more under sexual fluidity - my preference and sexuality tends to change a lot. i still say im bisexual as that feels more right! so don’t feel the need to label yourself as something and then when something about you doesn’t align with that label, don’t freak out. that label just describes common experiences!

asexual pluto ftw - the weirdo next to me

holy fuck.

Several things to consider:

•How would they be ranked? Would it be based on a specific set of morals or based on the parent-child relationship? If two dads raise kids to the same standard, but one is homophobic and the other isn’t, and they teach that to their kids, who is the better dad? What decides the morals?

•There would most probably be a massive drop in domestic abuse/neglect. Dads would want to show off to other dads how good of a dad they were, and if it’s a lower ranking, there would be reason to suspect abuse/neglect.

•If somebody adopts a child, does the mug count that person as the child’s dad? If you didn’t realise you had a child, and you got a mug, would it still show a ranking? Do you have to be active in the child’s life? (For example: a stepdad with no biological children of his own. Would the mug count him as the dad, or the child’s biological father?)

•Would there be contests? Or what? Would there be prizes for being good dads?

•Would anybody find a way to exploit it?

All of the “#1 Dad” mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.

i feel called out, i don’t like this

ID in alt

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

tumblr did a thing