Ozzieoozing - Pastellious

Haha soup

Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

Greater Blue-eared Glossy-starling (Lamprotornis chalybaeus), family Sturnidae, Kruger National Park, South Africa

photograph by PanWoyteczek

Striped Phasmid Gecko (Strophurus taeniatus), family Diplodactylidae, Australia

photographs by Brother-Nature

The 2d one is named taro and she was drawn by a friend.

The treble clef meowchi is fanmade (my oc) and her name is concha

The black one is also an oc and she is named cookies n’ cream (aka cream)

WHICH MEOWCHI ARE U LOL

Pink Robin (Petroica rodinogaster), male, family Petroicidae, order Passeriformes, SE Australia

Photograph by Ambikangela

King Bird-of-Paradise (Cicinnurus regius), male, family Paradisaeidae, Aru Islands

Photograph by Dustin Chen

Lady Amherst's Pheasants (Chrysolophus amherstiae), males, family Phasianidae, China

Photograph by Yakang Ai

I tried my best :/

Queen rose belongs to @artstar1997

Okay so school's over for me.... for now

I've decided to show y'all my sketches of my trollsona Ella who works at the trollstopia archive. Please expect there to be a backstory for her too. I will also explain what are frost flesh trolls. Just know that they are not real trolls, they were born from SPELLS.

Superb Fairywren