If You Have A Younger F/o, Imagine Them Asking You To Pick Them Up, Their Little Hands Trying To Reach

⁠❥ Today's hot old man of the day is Alessi from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders!

Requested by @oyanagicake.

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having a crush on a character that sucks ass:

stolen from an anti

I smell

*sniff sniff sniff sniff*

yep, I knew it

those relatives have explored each others bodies

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

this is a self indulgent post but to nonsharers that can’t help but lurk on a double’s blog: don’t. it will bring you more pain and though i understand the feeling, it isn’t isn’t worth it. you don’t deserve that.

what i personally do if i see a double, i block them immediately and then:

listen to music (bonus points if it’s your selfship playlist)

watch youtube

write / draw

hoard their pictures on pinterest boards

read x reader fics (if there’s any)

create a whole new selfship au

shitpost lol

go eat, drink water, cook, clean

talk to friends/family members about anything

consume their source like a madman (/lh)

remind myself that my f/o(s) wouldn’t dare because they wouldn’t lol

ramble about my selfship on the dash (i kinda spam whoops)

imagine myself doing tiktok pranks with them

edit my self insert’s backstories and headcanons

literally, anything else but stalk their blog. distract yourself with things that you like and enjoy. your feelings are completely valid yes but we have to pull ourselves out of that instead of delving deeper :,) besides, your f/o(s) need your attention more than anything, do not leave them hanging (/lh)

your f/os love you even if you have real romantic partners <3

Do you ship it?

Problematic Reasons: Age difference (no canonical ages, but Boingo is obviously a child while Oingo is obviously a grown man), Brother Incest, Shotacon.

Propaganda under the cut!

Propaganda:

best duo fr fr

it's shown they canonically care A LOT for each other. there's no way Oingo tears up when Boingo says he'll try to beat the crusaders by himself to avenge his older brother, although both of them proceed to be beaten by a bunch of random guys and sent to the hospital. at least they are together?

Boingo is very tiny (canonically 90cm tall, according to jojowiki) and his brother is TALL AF, i enjoy how Oingo can put him on his shoulder with so much ease.

Oingo is protective of him. on their first appearance, Boingo was alone reading his stand, Toth (which is basically a comic book with a TERRIBLE art style that is able to see the future). a mangaka trues to buy it from the boy and Oingo gets pissed af like 'my brother's book is not for sale!' and even stomps on the ground to make the guy run away scared. the manner he picks Boingo up on his arms and puts on his shoulder, saying how he needs to be careful because there's a lot of bad people in this world… 😭😭💔

these fuckers break my heart you have no idea

also, you know anime endings? they have one of their own, that appears on their episode. the song name is Akuyaku Concerto. the animation is based on Toth, Boingo's stand. the song is so addictive and fun, like 'shinjiteru ze? shinjiteru yo! oingo boingo brothers!!!'

i always see older man obsessed with young boy/girl but personally ive always loved younger boy obsessed with older girl where hes constantly trying to get with her whiles shes very uncomfortable with it

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