Did.. Did You Had Those Ready Beforehand-?

C-sides

Mahiro: THIS IS THE GOOD ONE

Momiji: Mahiro- chan you've said that countless times already.... shouldnt you take a break ?

Badhiro: Trust us Momiji this is important

Momiji: Important?

Mahiro: We need the piss heart Momiji.

Momiji: ... huh ?

Badhiro: Its a heart... piss colored, piss heart

Momiji:... why do you want a piss heart ?

Mahiro and Badhiro: * Blushes *

Momiji: ??????????

GOATED ART!!!!!!!!

the christmas cloak is one of the best Mahiro outfits in my eyes also OMG THE SILLIES LOOK SO CUTE?!?!?!?!?

Celeste

Mahiro: Cant believe Mihari's next idea was to send me to a mountain...

Badhiro: Hey

Mahiro: Oh hey!

Mahiro:....

Badhiro:....

Mahiro: Wait what.

Kaede: So Mihari, why does your brother doesnt visit, like at all ?

Mihari: Oh thats.... well-

Mahiro coming out of nowhere: We sold him.

Kaede and Mihari: Huh?!?!?

Mahiro: We sold him to science.

Kaede looks at Mihari

Mihari:... its... true

M-Momiji Hozuki am i right ?

so uh.... Mahiro Oyama am i right ?

Momiji would like shadow the hegdehog and Asahi would like Sonic

Mahiro likes them both

Nayuta likes Metal Sonic

Miyo likes Surge and Amy

The rewards of Capitalism

Mihari: Its been a month already.. i wonder how they are handling themselves...

Kaede: they are probably alright, Tom nook is an old friend he know what he's doing

Mihari: I cant believe Tom Nook is real....

Kaede: And i cant believe you made the anti gender disphoria drug a reality and somehow really cheap at the same time

Mihari: Im a professional at force fem- ITS THAT A WHOLE CITY ?!?!?!?

at a distance the island become visible and in contrast to how it looked a month ago its gained multiple buildings and roads

Kaede: Well at least we know they are alright ?

Mihari: I refuse to believe they did all that

Kaede: Well Tom Nook really helps out a lot for the right price-

Mihari: EXACTLY MY POINT, MAHIRO CHAN IS A LAZY BUM BY NATURE

Mihari: Isnt this a bit overkill?

Mahiro: This is all your fault Mihari, im not having legal troubles for a dead man

Mihari: hmph

Celeste 2

Mahiro: Well might as well try my best

Momiji: Thats true!!

Badhiro: We are probably going to slip and fall

Mahiro: HEY, dont understimate us

Badhiro: Oh im talking about you and me, Momiji will be fine

Mahiro:....

Badhiro:.....

Momiji: Well she isnt wrong-

Mahiro: HEY!!!! Whatever watch and learn!!!!

Mahiro proceeds to dash into a block of ice and hit her head

Badhiro: We would be dead without you.

Momiji: ... hehe im aware

Miyo gets isekai'd

Miyo suddenly remembers her past life in the middle of a hallway

Mahiro the villainess(?: Excuse me commoner, can you ... um can you move please-

Momiji: sorry what was that ?

Mahiro panicking: awawawawah.... I SAID MOVE COMMONER

Momiji: HEY thats so rude

Asahi: We should fight her Momiji!!

Mahiro: D:!!!

Momiji: Wait Asahi! she is a noble

Asahi: oh.. so what do we do?

Miyo finally processing her past life: YOU SHOULD KISS HER! i mean what-

Momiji looks at Mahiro

Mahiro: ?

Momiji: Huh, yeah that works

Mahiro: wait wha-

And so Miyo became the ultimate matchmaker for an alternative universe, no one seemed to think about being gay before so she made the ultimate social revolution, what will she do in her next adventures ?!?!?!

Asahi: Can i kiss Miyo-chin then ?

Miyo: HUH?!?! W-WAIT ASAHI I WAS MONOLOGUING

Asahi: So no kisses :(?

Miyo: I didnt say-

Asahi: Yay :D

And so Miyo too became Yuri and she JfnsngnsmgbebgkwgbengnnqkfnASAHIWAITIHAVETOFINISHVFKmfndkgnwkgnejgkenglwngkw

the end.

Speedrunner Mahiro

Mahiro: Hey Momiji wanna see something cool ?

Momiji: oh?

Mahiro grabs Momiji's hand, accidentally making her blush, and then she crosses the forsaken city in under a minute

Momiji extremely confused: MAHIRO-CHAN?!?!?!

Mahiro: Im not finished yet!!!

Then she ignores the campfire, skipping the dream, and a very annoyed Badhiro appears

Badhiro: Hey at the very least allow me to-

Mahiro: Sorry no time, come here

Mahiro then grabs Badhiro and drags her too around the whole mountain

the screams of Badhiro and Momiji can be heard all around the mountain

and sadly no pie was made