Art blog, she/they, not a minor
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Lovely.
@owlintheemptiness 's Oc, Audrey, a journalist enjoying her lunch break.
thank you Canada 🇨🇦
Bruh, look at my detective, I'm gonna die.
Commission.
Admiring from afar.
[with full awareness I am about to offer the most violent and least helpful solution to the problem at hand] perhaps it is time... for a woman's touch
people make fun of youtuber stans for being obsessed with some mediocre white man but to be fair i would rather people be obsessed with someone who looks like any dude you could find working at your local gas station than unattainable celebrity pin up models. theyre editing flower crowns onto men with acne and wardrobes consisting entirely of hoodies and board shorts and i fully support them. its good for the enviroment.
imagine having a personality so morally bankrupt that the pope himself said "i'm telling god" and headed out
a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted
their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"
"Every writer"?
come on
Tfw when men do that thing where they pretend they have no control over their temper. LOL It’s so funny like am I supposed to pretend that I don’t know you’re completely self-aware and present during this rage performance. Or should I pretend you’re the tortured hero in a movie, possessed by a series of fabricated flashbacks of the war and your father
“Belka” and “Strelka”, Soviet space dogs after landing. USSR, 1960. [1800x1295] Check this blog!
ranking the best things I have had heard surgeons say mid-surgery:
"Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)
(spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:
Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."
[okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: ""[xxx], "Please remember that the patient is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"
[another procedure where the patient couldn't be anaesthetised] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*
Commission for @phoenix-the-mistfit-fire-bird
For @owlintheemptiness and the new fic:
The day I met the wyvern - OwllnTheEmptiness- Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
Give it a read.
Trying to get back into writing, so here's a short story about how a new acquaintance forced the young dragon to look at familiar things from a different angle. Have fun reading!
The day I met the wyvern - OwlInTheEmptiness - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
Really slight redesign Jimmy.
it is so funny to me how i started learning english on my own age 10 because the manga i was reading was turning so so so bad i went to fan content to cope with how shit it was. and 15 years later this pays off as my boss tells me i'm an essential asset in the team as the only fluent english-speaker.
it's fucking me up how tv shows, movies, and even video games can't be "niche" content anymore
Jack sends it to Tanisha and demands her to get there and buy him a sandwich.
new femme-only 7-11 opened on my street
"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????
Man I’m tired and I’m sorry for bringing up some less pleasing stuff on here but I feel the need to talk about this. So recently I’ve noticed an increase in people using chat gpt to write fanfiction, even some in the hobbit fandom. Ai “art” has been a pretty difficult topic for me for a while, yet I want to talk about it more and bring people to understand the consequences of it. But I think it’s also important to bring awareness to the other parties suffering from the usage of ai. I chose Bilbo for this cause I think it’s funny how these ai “writers” forget that Bilbo is an actual writer, so to use a tool that steals from other creators would be the worst insult to his craft
So here’s what Bilbo says:
And here’s what I say, tag your favourite writers to show them support!!
@stoadsie @belalubroski @fantasyinallforms @conkers-thecosy @lucigoo @wolfsbane-and-nettles
Trying to get back into writing, so here's a short story about how a new acquaintance forced the young dragon to look at familiar things from a different angle. Have fun reading!
The day I met the wyvern - OwlInTheEmptiness - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
He's just chilling.
Commission.
Quick late-night thingy.
(He likes what's going on, he's just acoustic).
people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently