I'm Actually Tweaking Because How Do Y'all Even Plan Your Stories?? My Planning Looks Like This Lmao

oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets

the nefarious dust particle:

imagine how much of a fucking horrible person you have to be that on the first day your elected into office the crisis calls of a Suicide Prevention Project Go Up 33%. The Trevor Project Received over 1,400 Call By Early Monday Afternoon. Most of those calls, if not all, are coming from children. Children scared of you and what you will do. Imagine how much power and how horrible you have to be to do that.

Unhealed Wounds Your Character Pretends Are Just “Personality Traits”

These are the things your character claims are just “how they are” but really, they’re bleeding all over everyone and calling it a vibe.

╰ They say they're "independent." Translation: They don’t trust anyone to stay. They learned early that needing people = disappointment. So now they call it “being self-sufficient” like it’s some shiny badge of honor. (Mostly to cover up how lonely they are.)

╰ They say they're "laid-back." Translation: They stopped believing their wants mattered. They'll eat anywhere. Do anything. Agree with everyone. Not because they're chill, but because the fight got beaten out of them a long time ago.

╰ They say they're "a perfectionist." Translation: They believe mistakes make them unlovable. Every typo. Every bad hair day. Every misstep feels like proof that they’re worthless. So they polish and polish and polish... until there’s nothing real left.

╰ They say they're "private." Translation: They’re terrified of being judged—or worse, pitied. Walls on walls on walls. They joke about being “mysterious” while desperately hoping no one gets close enough to see the mess behind the curtain.

╰ They say they're "ambitious." Translation: They think achieving enough will finally make the emptiness go away. If they can just get the promotion, the award, the validation—then maybe they’ll finally outrun the feeling that they’re fundamentally broken. (It never works.)

╰ They say they're "good at moving on." Translation: They’re world-class at repression. They’ll cut people out. Bury heartbreak. Pretend it never happened. And then wonder why they wake up at 3 a.m. feeling like they're suffocating.

╰ They say they're "logical." Translation: They’re terrified of their own feelings. Emotions? Messy. Dangerous. Uncontrollable. So they intellectualize everything to avoid feeling anything real. They call it rationality. (It's fear.)

╰ They say they're "loyal to a fault." Translation: They mistake abandonment for loyalty. They stay too long. Forgive too much. Invest in people who treat them like an afterthought, because they think walking away makes them "just as bad."

╰ They say they're "resilient." Translation: They don't know how to ask for help without feeling like a burden. They wear every bruise like a trophy. They survive things they should never have had to survive. And they call it strength. (But really? It's exhaustion wearing a cape.)

I love htfasj out of context cause yes, this is how they first met

I’ve nearly drowned six separate times.

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

all of the dragons would actually hate the beasts imo. they think they’re sniveling little buffoons who puff up their chest with “soul jams” like oh boo hoo look at this little cookie that had to get a hand me down from mommy witchie to have immortality :((( look at this helpless itty bitty baby child who is practically a fetus in terms of our age :(((((( look at who can’t even use magic or be immortal without the help of an outside aid. pathetic. we were born to the world and it obeyed us from the moment we emerged, while you all got sealed up inside cringefail vessels because you had a little morality oopsie and don’t see the value in others lives :((((((((( WEAK ASS LOSERS!

crazy seeing all the maga tumblr users come out of the woodwork today. don’t you know this is the gay people website?

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

Istg the only time in the show we see Captain Barnacles genuinely angry, or at least ready to be confrontational rather than peaceful, is when he thought the octopod was under attack and when he got there he couldn’t hear the others anywhere

“Those fuckers better not have touched my crew or else”