Overfilledcoffee - FishCoffee

I love htfasj out of context cause yes, this is how they first met

Istg the only time in the show we see Captain Barnacles genuinely angry, or at least ready to be confrontational rather than peaceful, is when he thought the octopod was under attack and when he got there he couldn’t hear the others anywhere

“Those fuckers better not have touched my crew or else”

oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets

the nefarious dust particle:

Does the sky look weird or is it just me?

Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.

yes it is

dearest dad

all of the dragons would actually hate the beasts imo. they think they’re sniveling little buffoons who puff up their chest with “soul jams” like oh boo hoo look at this little cookie that had to get a hand me down from mommy witchie to have immortality :((( look at this helpless itty bitty baby child who is practically a fetus in terms of our age :(((((( look at who can’t even use magic or be immortal without the help of an outside aid. pathetic. we were born to the world and it obeyed us from the moment we emerged, while you all got sealed up inside cringefail vessels because you had a little morality oopsie and don’t see the value in others lives :((((((((( WEAK ASS LOSERS!