Me Holding A Gun To A Mushroom: Tell Me The Name Of God You Fungal Piece Of Shit

SEE YALL THEN IF YALL COULD HYPE THIS UP THAT WOULD BE AWESOME AS WE ARE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN SURPRISES 👀👀

For some reason the versions of this where he gives two salutes is being deleted and replaced with a version with a quick cut to a cheering crowd so I’ll just share it here 🙃

Happy regular platypus :)

(dont ask why some colors change the original file looks good to me)

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

Everyone please behold this baby tree:

It's so much smaller than the support posts, they had to secure it with caution tape.

my dream as a fanfic writer is for one day, one of my fics to be someones comfort fic. like the fic that they reread when they don't feel good and want to be happy. i want my words to comfort someone one day