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@positively-peachy-143 this is how I imagined him based off ur AI generated biblically accurate Dallas

I need the blue man

Baby, I'm yours

Na'vi! Miles Quaritch x Human! Female! Reader

Word count: 3k

Warnings: Age gap, daddy kink, breeding kink, Explicit smut, Na'vi/Human sex, alien sex, oral sex, blow jobs, vaginal fingering and more.

A/n: I wrote this out of the horninesss for a certain blue man. Mind the tags if they're not your thing.

It's been two years since you arrived on the planet, Pandora. It is where you met Colonel Quaritch but as a Recombinant.

He was a charming fella. Aggressive and oddly sensitive. You can tell he was an older man inside of a young Na'vi-like body and you eventually learned of his past.

You weren't there 15 years ago when the destruction of the tree of souls occurred. From what you heard, that's when Quaritch died as a human. From what you've been told he died by being shot by two arrows by a Na'vi warrior.

 Now he lives as a Recombinant. A specialized Avatar with memories and the personality of the deceased human. Essentially, a clone of himself but without the memory of his death. 

You never speak about the subject unless he brings it up himself. You've wondered what he looked like as a human but the curiosity completely vanishes when you're face to face with him. 

Even as a recom, he maintained his human features like his face and arms. He may not be human and perhaps never will be, but you still considered him to be an attractive man, you don't care that he's a different species. You don't care if he's doubled your height. You don't care that he's big and blue with cat-like features. And you especially don't care that he's 30 years older than you, mentally that is. He has the consciousness of a 51 year old.

With his personality and how well you get along with him, you stopped looking for a relationship with humans and ended up with a 9ft blue man.

You hear the door open and close followed by loud footsteps that you recognize. 

"How's my girl?" You couldn't miss that voice. You heard him remove his gadgets and place them on the counter.

You walked towards him and grabbed his hands. "I missed you." You hold his hands tenderly despite the fact his hands are big as your head.

"S'alright, baby. Daddy’s home." He crouched down to kiss you on your forehead.

He looked tired and a bit disheveled. "You need a bath?" You asked.

"Nah, I'll take a shower." He walked towards the bathroom.

You had an idea. After a couple of minutes you entered the washroom as quietly as you could. You see a silhouette of Quaritch in the showers and you make your way towards him.

As you slip inside the showers, you see Quaritch completely bare. All of his intricate stripes from head to tail to toe. He was beautiful. You watched how the water fell on his back muscles, dribbling its way down to his striped ass. His tail hangs low as the hot water relaxes him.

You felt the urge to grab his tail and tug it but you didn't, you stood there, taking in the most beautiful creature you've ever seen.

He turns around to see you standing behind him naked. You would be safe to not get called out for staring at the flesh hanging between his legs. You were literally the same height as his dick. 

His cock never ceased to amaze you. Not only because he was hung but the fact it was blue with the head of it pink. It was like you were looking at a fleshy dildo. You once asked him if his fellow soldiers had similar sizes and thankfully, he did not seem upset at the question. You told him that you were only curious and he explained to you that they all had similar proportions.

You jokingly said to him that the scientists did this on purpose to avoid dick measuring contests. He enjoyed your sense of humor.

His mouth curved into that charming smile you know so well. "Can I help you?" He says with a tint of lust.

You play along. "I think you can."

"How may I be of service?" He put his hand on his hips.

You press your hands against his hips, you briefly looked at his dick. "How could I be of service?"

"Oh?" His ears perked up.

"Stand here." You commanded.

Excited with your change of attitude, he was delighted. "Yes, ma'am."

You don't need to stand on your knees to blow him. With his height, you just need to stay standing. He quickly realized what you're planning to do.

"Honey," He started. "Are you sure you wanna-"

"Shut up." You smacked his thick thigh. You know it doesn't hurt him not even a little bit, it just makes him more aroused than you expected.

He grins. "I love it when you talk to me like that."

He slams his hands against the wall with a moan of your name, his tail wagging.

"Baby, I'm gonna cum." He groans loudly.

You keep sucking him, pumping his cock as best as you could without choking. Quaritch bucks his hips, teeth gritted as he feels closer to his peak of ecstasy.  

You love the expression he makes when he's cumming. It's one of the most erotica things you've ever seen. 

"Fuck-" He grunts, eyes shut tight with an open mouth. You can feel he's close by the way he starts to lose control and starts to shake.

He quickly asks, "Where do you want it?"

You say nothing and continue, waiting for his thick release in your mouth.

His hips snapped and with a groan of your name, he cummed right into your mouth. Loads of cum rushing into your mouth. You tried to swallow every last drop but your mouth was only so big. 

He tasted metallic and a bit sweet. You quickly wiped off the remaining cum from your mouth. 

"Did I do good, daddy?" You teased him. "Did I do a good job?" 

He sighed in delight.  "...You did damn well, sweetie." He strokes your wet hair.

The two of you finished using the showers and walked out of the washroom, while you were in there you took the opportunity to brush your teeth. 

Once again, his back facing you, a mischievous smile curves on your face as you approach behind him. You grabbed his tail and tugged on it. With a surprised grunt, he whips his head around and you bolt.

"You little shit." He grinned. "C'mere you." You tried to run away as fast as you could but you knew with his Na'vi body he'll catch you easily with a few big steps.

You yelped when you felt big blue arms wrapped around you, stopping you in your tracks, his towel fell to the floor.

"Gotcha!" His tail swings back and forth in excitement. "You think you could just grab my tail and get away with it?" He grins knowing full well you didn't.

You giggled. "No, sir." You said.

"I bet you did. Otherwise you wouldn't have run like a lil rabbit."

You can feel his bulge hitting your back. He was hard again and you could feel yourself beginning to become wet.

 An involuntary moan slips out of your mouth as his hands grabbed and massaged your breasts.

"Eager tonight, aren't we baby?" He whispered in your ear as if someone was in the room.

"Mm," You shivered at the tone of his voice. You know he wants to return the favor.

Without effort he lifted and carried you as if you weighed nothing. He laid you down on his bed which was very large to accommodate his size.

You laid comfortably on your back while Miles leaned in to kiss you.

He was a passionate lover. You couldn't help but dig your fingers into his hair, gripping it gently to not harm his queue. You heard the queue was very sensitive. But your worries fade away when you hear a delighted moan from him. 

He leans into the crook of your neck, kissing it and sucking it. You moan loudly when he moves down to your plush breasts. Your whole tit could fit into his mouth but he only settles on sucking your nipple. His tongue is long and wet and the sensation he leaves you is incredible.

You were so distracted by the tongue swirling around your nipple that you didn't see him stick a finger inside you. You cried out as he curled his finger inside you, it was long and thick, equivalent to a human sized dick.

"How does that feel, baby?" He smirks already knowing you're feeling amazing.

Your head sinks into the pillow. "..Good, ah. So-so good." He uses his thumb to rub your clit in motions that feel pleasurable to you. You whined even louder. "Ah, Mm-Miles."

"Yes, baby. Tell me what you want." He already knows exactly what you want.

"I want you to eat me out." You whined. "I want your big, wet tongue inside me."

Without hesitation he brought your legs over his shoulders, his head in between your thighs. His breath tickles you, making you shiver in arousal. 

Your whole pussy was in his mouth. His tongue lapping you up and down. He had such good control of his tongue that he almost feels like his dick is inside you. He takes hold of your thighs as he works on you.

It didn't take long for his tongue to reach your g-spot. Your body shuddered at the sensation his tongue was giving you. "A-ahh, Miles, Miles!" You moaned loudly. "I'm cumming." You let out a high-pitched cry, legs trembling as you feel closer to climax. Miles puts his hand on top of your stomach to keep you from shifting away from his mouth. 

You can't help but squeeze your thighs together, hearing a happy groan below you. You cry out his name in a long drawn out moan, hot cum rushing into his tongue. He doesn't stop, he keeps going as you ride out your orgasm. 

You had to tell him to stop when you started to feel sensitive.

He licks ups your wet folds clean as if he was finishing up his meal. He liked his lips. "Mm-Mmm, you taste divine, baby."

You laid there out of breath but you felt you could go for another round.

After your quick recovery, you stood on your hands and knees as you put a pillow under your stomach. You raised your hips up high to show off your ass to him, hoping to entice him.

You looked over your shoulder to see his eyes wide and ears perked up. 

"On fours?" He grinned.

You nodded. "Yes, daddy."

"Dirty girl." 

He towers you completely and it should scare you to be in position but you find it so erotic. He stands on his knees to steady himself as he places the palm of his hand on your hip, completely covering it. Your toes curl as you wait in anticipation to be stretched. 

You feel the tip of the head at your entrance, gathering all wetness from your previous orgasm. He slowly sheathes himself in with only an inch of himself inside you and already it takes your breath away. A burning sensation waves over you and you hiss in pain.

It's no brainer that everything's bigger in Na'vi form, Miles' dick was no exception and he had impressive girth but damn it still hurts.

You were warm and wet around him, and somehow perfect for him to stick his cock you. It's like you were made for him. "..Mnn." He breathes deeply as he controls himself. "How you feelin', baby?" He looks at you carefully. You love how sensitive he gets with you.

"M'fine." You managed to speak. "I'm just feeling full." 

"M'kay, just let me know when it hurts too much." You take deep breaths as he slides more of himself in you, slowly stretching you nice and good. He stops and lets you adjust to him a few times before he's reached your cervix.

 He started to move a little faster and the pain subsided with sparks of pleasure.

"You're doing so well, baby." He kissed your neck softly and down to your back. "Good girl."

The praise sent shivers of pleasure on your spine, distracting you from the pain. After the first time he's made love with you, your cunt still remains deliciously tight around him. 

"Fuck, sweetheart- You're so damn tight!"

His mind leads to somewhere he doesn't usually think about. He thinks about cumming inside you. He thinks about you getting pregnant and having his child. He could picture it. An image of you with a full belly with plump breasts. Once you begin lactating he'll be there to suck on your larger tits. 

..What a waste. He thinks. 

He should've made a family when he still had the chance when he was a human. Now he's stuck in a Na'vi clone of himself. But those were just memories of his past life. Looking back, maybe it wasn't meant to be. Maybe it was a good thing that he didn't. Maybe he was meant to do it in another life, he doesn't know.

But what he does know is that the prospect of having a child with you, turns him on.

He grips on your hips tightly but not enough to hurt you. "Oh, if I were a human again, I'd cum right inside you. Make you a mama." 

The thought of it alone made you squeeze him so tightly that he noticed it right away. 

"Oh, you'd like that, don't you?" It wasn't a question. It was a statement.

He knew you wanted it but he wanted to hear you say it.

"You want my cum, don't you? You want to be bred badly, make a family, huh? Well, lemme hear it and if you ask nicely I'll give it to ya. How does that sound, baby?"

You don't think if you can actually get impregnated by him, considering you're a human. Even so, you didn't mind if you did and that heightened your arousal.

You let out a pitiful whimper. "Please." 

"Please, what?" He smirked, slowing down his thrusts. He knows doing this will make you frustrated and desperate.

"I want your cum." You can't believe you said that. "I want you to fill me up with your cum." You can feel his dick twitch inside you in that moment.

"...Are you ready to be the mother of my children?" 

"Mm, yes, daddy, please." 

"Tell me how much you want it." He slapped your ass not too hard but enough to make you go wild.

"A-ah, fuck, please, fuck me, fill me!" You cried, tears of pleasure brimming in your eyes. "I want your babies."

"Oh, baby girl, you ask so sweetly. Come get your reward." He cooed softly.

He felt your cunt begin to squeeze around him, hinting you were about to burst.

"That’s it, baby. Cum." His thrusts quicken, controlling himself for a bit before he explodes. "Cum for me, cum right on this dick. I know you got it in ya."

His thrusts became brutal, sending you closer to the edge of ecstasy. He leaned into your ear as he spoke dirty things that made your pussy throb deliciously around him.

"Is this what you want, little girl?" He grabbed your throat lightly. "Stuffin' my cock into your pussy until I cum in you, huh, ain't that right, darlin'?"

"A-Ah, yes!" You nodded eagerly.

A heavy groan fell from him."Ah, darlin' If you keep squeezin' me like that I won't last." His tail finds itself wrapped around your thigh in a tight grip.

"Oh, baby. Daddy’s cumming." He groans, feeling his balls tighten as he continues to pound you.

He feels your inner walls clamp around him so tightly that he loses it. By instinct, he leans in to bite your shoulders, making you cry out in pain and pleasure. The bite was your breaking point and you cum hard.

Miles feels the same hot liquid that rushed in his mouth into his cock. You came so much that he managed to slip deeper into you, your wetness traveling down to his blue balls. 

In the midst of your orgasm, you can tell he's about to explode with how sloppy his thrusts are getting and how tight his tail is gripping you. With a loud groan, his hips give out one last hard thrust, gushing loads of cum into you. You moaned at the rush of fluids entering inside you. If you don't get pregnant from this, you don't know what will. You're still unsure if it’s  possible to get impregnated by him but you're too fucked out of your mind to care right now.

You feel full and spent as the afterglow of sex comes to you. 

Quaritch stays inside until he's gotten soft. He really wanted you to take every last drop of him. He rolled off of you and laid on his back, taking deep breaths. Your hands and knees fall limp and you collapse on the bed.

When both of your highs calm down, Quaritch pulls out slowly and gently, a string of your fluids connecting you and him. It was a reminder that he actually came inside you and it gave him some perverted satisfaction. 

"You good, baby?" He rubs your back soothingly, hoping to soothe the sourness in your back.

You nodded with a hum. You removed the pillow under you and lazily rolled onto your back. You watch Miles take a nearby towel to clean you before disposing of it somewhere.

He pulls the sheet over for you since he didn't need it, his body was a natural furnace. He wraps his arms around you and pulls you close to him, your back pressing against his chest. He was always the bigger spoon when you too cuddled together.

You felt safe, satisfied and content. All of these things made you utter something you didn't expect to say.

"I love you." You rubbed his arms tenderly. You don't hear a quick response and your eyes begin to feel heavy, fatigue taking over you. 

You feel him hug you tighter as his tail swings across the bed. He kisses your ear softly.

"..I love you too, sweetheart." 

@urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites I WANTED TO ASK YOU IF I CIULD MAKE A DRAWN VERSION OF THIS- CUZ YOU MADE THE VID AND IT GAVE ME SOME SERIOUS INSPO- just for ref, my art style looks like this

im just saying the outsiders has potential to be a really fun video game. like a storyline mode or just wandering around.

like imagine just walking through the map and suddenly its a battle with tim shepard like hello? why aren't we making this rn

YALL TELL ME WHY

THIS MF WITHOUT THE GOATEE IS LITERALLY MATT FUCKING DILLON

OHP HERE WE GO

The Memory of Stars, my Avatar Fairytale AU fanfic, is here!

The Knights of Eywa have one mission: kidnap the human princess of Terra and return home so the Na’vi Council can carry out a ritual to restore their connection to the Mother.

When the alchemist’s apprentice Petra Hart is taken instead, tricking Commander Miles Quaritch into believing she is who they seek, they set out on a fantastical journey across legendary lands to the heart of Pandora.

As Eywa’s light fades and two worlds collide, Miles and Petra must work together to overcome the powers working to destroy everything they love… or be torn apart forever.

The incredible artwork you see above was commissioned from the wildly talented @tsukioreo! Please go show her some love.

Writing this story has been, and continues to be, such an incredible experience. I’m having so much fun exploring the whimsacle alternate universe I’ve created, and putting my own fantastical twist on Avatar. I can’t forget to thank my dear friend @mist--walker for her keen eyes and beta feedback.

Also, I’d like to thank everyone who is still here in our little niche corner of the fandom after almost a year. This fic is even more niche, and I truly hope you enjoy it.

Got mine in- has to add in a couple things like the earrings and nail polish, but it was super fun!! Only downside is that it doesn’t have a plus-size option- for I am stonky irl

@urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites I think you’d like this!!

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Iron Head- Rob Zombie ft. Ozzy Osbourne

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Land of Confusion- Disturbed

Accident of Birth- Bruce Dickinson

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when you get this ask you have to answer with 5 of ur fav songs and then send this ask to 10 of ur favourite followers :) /nf

wow this is hard-but also AWH THIS IS SO SWEET OHMYGOSH-you guys make me so happy, istg-i don’t say it enough bUT I LOVE ALL OF YOU <3

Not in order btw!

”Harpy Hare” by Yaelokre

”It’s Alright” by Mother Mother

“Tulsa ‘67” Outsiders Musical

“Hey Brother” by Avicii

”Run Wild” by Laney Jones

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Me in any convo I'm not interested in-

Imma be honest I have no clue when this is gonna get done cuz I start college tmr and things got super busy 😵‍💫

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