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No Jedi in Jedha...

Chirrut: *continuously chanting "I'm one with the Force and the Force is with me" to the point of headache-inducing annoyance*

Cassian: Is he a Jedi?

Baze: There are no Jedi here. Only this staff-wielding man in a robe who won't shut up about the Force and credits literally all the impossible things he does to how he's strong with the Force.

Cassian: That's too bad. It would have been cool to meet a Jedi.

Baze: .....Do you not understand sarcasm?

see no difference

baze (saving chirrut): fuck you, îmwe

baze (laughing because of chirrut): fuck you, îmwe

baze (following chirrut anywhere): fuck you, îmwe

baze (holding chirrut's hand and crying): fUcK yOu, îMwe

baze (praying for the first time because of chirrut): FuCK YOu, îMwE

baze (looking at the chirrut before dying): FUCK YOU, ÎMWE

modern!au

in Russia we don't say "i'm one with the force and the force is with me", instead we say "я спокоен". it means "I'm one with patience and patience with me, fuck you all in the mouth, you're fucking assholes," and I think it's beautiful

Hamilton London

Get yourself a cute nickname like, idk, The Angel of Death

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