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Veronica: There will come a moment when you’ll have a chance to do the right thing.

JD: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

ohhhh

Sweet Desire: (A FreshPaper Story) Prologue

An AU I’m  making with @dr-kylix

Were going to write the story from two perspectives, She will be Fresh’s view, and mine will be Paperjam’s view.

My Prologue is a lot shorter then her’s, sorry about that.

Creater of Paperjam: @7goodangel

Creater of Fresh: @loverofpiggies 

It has been a couple of weeks since I had bought my own Flower Shop from a nice lady. I've been rennovating it recently, and trying to make it more decent for the public eye.

Kurt: figured out why you’re so depressed. You have updog

JD: What’s updog?

Kurt: RAM GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT

Heather C: Lunchtime poll. Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for ten million dollars?

Ram *to Kurt*: Dude shoot me, and then when my leg heals we can buy a huge ass house and range rovers.

Kurt: Hey you can shoot me too and then we’ll have twenty million dollars.

Ram: Good thinking. Fuck the system.

sticks m legy out real far

COMMISSIONS FOR EMERGENCY

Hello everybody.

When I started to be in the Undertale fandom,a lot of people asked me if I did comissions and I always replied to them that I didn’t because I had projects to work on. Well,due to my family problem I’ve decided that I’ll change that. So,from now on I’ll do comissions,and I’ll try to continue with my project.

My comissions will always be my first priority because I’ve got to give my drawings to the people who wants them.

Before anything, let’s set up some rules for the comissions:

-Please don’t ask me to draw in another artist’s style, if you want a drawing in that style, go ask that person a comission (I don’t want to sound rude,sorry if I did).

-You have to pay first before I can start the drawing (even for sketches) this is just for pure certainty.

-Any extra character will cost $5 extra, except in comics.

-The comic comission has a limit of 3 characters, any extra character will cost another $20.

What I can do and what I can’t do:

What I can do: -I can draw your OC,fanart,a couple,groups (max. 4),scenary and objects. -Of course, any sans from any AU. - I love to draw furry in the Kaiketsu Zorori and Sonic styles. What I can’t do: -Don’t ask me for realistic drawings,I won’t do them (also manga style is not my thing except for the effects and the backgrounds) my drawings are a lot more like cartoon style - I can’t draw in the Transformers style, I can’t draw cars either

-I can draw porn,but I really don’t feel comfortable drawing it if it’s not about sans…understand it

-Don’t ask me to draw landscapes in color, I’m very good at coloring characters,but for landscapes (and also for comics) I prefer gray scales, the manga effect gives to it a nice touch Ok, these are the type of orders I accept:

Icons (Tumblr profile images) 200x200 px

Chibis between 600 and 800 px weight or height

Half body picture between 800 and 1000 px weight or height

A4 page Fullbody

Comic: Many people think I’m charging for reading my comic, but I’m talking about a comic that you want! This is only an example of my work. I can make a comic with characters you want (max 3 characters. Extra characters will cost 20$ in the comic) You send me the scripts and what will happen in the comic. Remember, there are just only 3 pages. Extra pages will cost 35% each one.

So, are you decided for a comission, right? What do you have to do now?

It’s simple, send me an e-mail to sonilver313@gmail.com with the following information:

I WANT: Icon/Chibi/Half Body/Full Body/Comic

 Character reference: In the case of OC, pictures or very detailed description about it. (Please, remember my english is not good at all, for that reason, I need a legible description. don’t use simplyfied words)

Additional info: Anything you want to appear on the picture like poses or specific objects (for example Papyrus holding the flowers) In the case of comics you send me your script, a scenario description and possible poses (Battle comics have more than 3 pages so coose carefuly before send it, remember that extra pages costs $35)

Done! Now what?

–>Wait for my response, I’ll mail you back as long as possible, accepting or rejecting your order, if there’s information left or if I added to the Next Comissions list.

And then?

After this, I will send you an e-mail or note with my Paypal info and the final cost of your comission that you have to pay (Adding extra characters or extra pages or anything else)

I will not start working in your comission until de payment has been made.

There! I had payed, can I see a preview?

In the case of Half body, Full body or comic, you can ask for me for the sketches and previews (At least you have sent me a comission for only a sketch) So you can check it and if you don’t like something you can tell me and change it. (For comics you can watch it on a private streaming only for you if you want)

What will happen when the comission is ready?

I will send you to your E-mail or if you prefer direct to Tumblr, you can choose if I send you as a file or  upload it on a host like “imgur” and i send you the link of it.

AND THAT’S ALL, THE LAST STEP IS THANK US MUTUALLY FOR  A GOOD SERVICE!

I Swear My Friends Hate Me

Me: *makes a terrible pun like Sans (Undertale) and laughs at it*

Friends: No wtf why am I friends with you *starts laughing too* NNNO IM NOT LAUGHING I HATE YOUR JOKES I SWEAR (like Papyrus*

What if the Heathers were SQUIP pt 1

have you drawn michael for the bmc dating sim yet? and if you haveee,, can we see?

actually, all love interests (aside from jake, at the moment) have been shown on the bls discord server! but here’s a preview of michael:

keep in mind that his patches are subject to change as they were drawn before any scripts were written x