WHY ARE WE TRENDING

If that does happen and the fights between both bi or gay still happen, then we won't be fighting the milkvans anymore. We will fight with each other and tear ourselves apart 💔

i don’t think the specifics of mike’s sexuality is going to be answered in season 5 and i hope that that will be the case. he’s queer and interpreting him as bi or as gay are both very plausible interpretations that tell slightly different stories and the audience can decide which one speaks to them more. leaving the exact nature of his queerness up to interpretation would be a good move imo

Mileven is endgame i hate all of you

Imma just insert myself real quick-

(Soz it's so dark 😭)

Tag game: make yourself as a little guy

thank you <3 @bylerfiles for tagging me

all are welcome

I HAVE NEVER HEARD THIS BEFORE LMAO

sorry just thinking about this 💔

GET OU-

your post about Will “seeing” someone die…remember that little reminder we got from the writers that possessed will was originally going to off Bob in season 2 ?

you don’t think…

anon...kindly shut up now you got me worried 😭

In school rn and sneaking my phone, but the byler energy was too strong

[Radio broadcast to all of hawkins]

*TV starts on*

Bald mike nation, it's me, orlastarburst.

As you can hopefully hear, I am not infected right now.

You're probably really confused as I was giving secret codes and messages, not even hours ago, making you believe I was a soldier for the MMM, and for a while í ẃ᧠- - sorry , but I managed to fight off the virus, and you're probably wondering why?

To simplify it, the MMM were stalking me, they sent me messages, watched my house, and ate my trash (I can't prove this, but trust me). At first I didn't realise what was going on,,, before it was too late.

They got my brother first.

They tried to recruit him, and he declined.

They didn't like that.

He-he was so brave. . . God. .

They- - They infected him, turned him into that THING

I knew something was wrong, they cut my Internet, so I didn't get @dynamicccsworld 's warning. I didn't know.

*car honk in distance*

I locked my brother in the basement where we played D&D, I had to save him.

I contacted the MMM and they proposed a deal.

I save my brother, but in return. . . . I take his place and help spread the disease for the queen

I lied to you guys.

I posted as normal, I commented on byler posts, but slowly, I was turning into one of them.

The MMM kept their promise, my brother came back the next evening. But I was gone.

I told him to run, to get to Lovers Lake, and find help. I haven't heard from him since.

*car screeching*

The longer I was infected, the more I started to lose my mind (and bald). I couldn't talk, I could only oɓəy, and I did.

But something was different, I noticed I wasn't like the other infected, I still had a conscience.

My head was an internal battle, one half, my core byler, trying to fight of the MMM and the other half being a hopeless blank static.

It went on like that for a while, but soon, a new voice started to appear. He said his name was Professor Green.

At first, he spoke only in letters, the words lost in the void of my mind, but soon, I could hear what he was saying. He was repeating one sentence;

"Do you want to be my friend?"

*static*

He helped me a lot-

*glitch*

And He will help you.

*car beeping and swerve sound*

I- - I don't have much time but LISTEN to me.

You - *car noises get louder* you need to get to the arcade, that's where professor green is. He knows how to stop this-

*cars constantly honking*

I-It's it's LOVERS LAKE, all the byler truth has been gathered in the waters, it's pure byler shipping energy. IT repels the MMM, and is - as far as I know - the only safe place in Hawkins.

But they were one step ahead of us.

They told me about it when I was still fully infected, so I can't remember most of it

But i do remember that - - the MMM are building something, a weapon.

They're going to unleash it on judgement day, the 7th day.

It's power source is- -

[Brodcast interrupted my unknown cause]

"§ťöp ťĥį§"

[Reconnect]

-you can't let them WIN!

. . . Protect bald mike, find professor green and please . . . If you find him, keep my brother safe.

*background noise gets loader and screams can be heard*

*teary voice* I can't go on this journey with you. They're on to me, they've found me again.

It was an honour standing by your side in the bald Mike nation.

Being crazy together with you guys has been the best thing I've ever done.

*window breaks*

Goodbye byler nation, I hope I made byler proud.

*gun shot*

*car crashes*

[Brodcast ended]

We could do it to celebrate when Byler is canon!!!!

I know my mum HATES to see me sitting down to watch stranger things with her because I am a chronic yapper. I had to pause it yesterday so I could point out the difference in all of the parties ghostbusters costumes (wills is handmade, different colour, the name tag is clearly sewn on as we know his family is poor and cant really afford to buy him a costume, we also see Joyce stitching on the ghostbusters logo onto it in melvalds, mike + dustins are visually better quality and the name tag is embroidered but better, as if they're store bought, and we know mikes family is more comfortable with money so they can afford to buy him a costume instead of make one, and lucas' name tag has venkman painted onto it and the collar of his costume is different to mike and dustins ones, indicating that his costume could, too, be handmade...) and she just sat there. sighing. and waiting for me to stop yapping. I then unpaused the episode and continued yapping about how intricate and thought out every detail is

Saw this in town today

It's obviously a byler refrence

YES 100%

An angel loses its wings every time someone makes Mike a slytheryn