AU Where Paris Is Just A Little Less Of A Dumbass

Thinking of kayne from malevolent. I hate him so much I need to make out with him right now.

dbd headcanon: the boys have a list of office rules written out on a poster sheet hung on the wall. surprisingly enough, the rules were started, and most were created by, charles, but they have to be agreed on by both of the boys before becoming an official office rule (that's rule #4)

the rules date back to the beginning of their old/first office and moved with them to their current office.

dead boy detectives office rule #1 clearly states "edwin cannot suggest charles would be better off moving on" in charles' chicken scratch handwriting.

the rest of the rules are a bit of everything, ranging from "charles must disclose when he's been hit with iron in any form" to "there is no bubblegum incident of 04" and "edwin has to let charles mess with one ouija board per month." there are (currently) 46 office rules.

edwin takes these rules very seriously and will reference them whenever he chooses ("charles you're clearly in violation of rule 29 which states a ban on tommy gottas." "tamagotchis, eds.") but in taking them very seriously and to the book, he realizes he can't enforce them on crystal seeing as she's not a dead boy. he's still working on a solution to that.

but, as of late, charles has a second (secret) rules list, just for crystal. alive girl psychic rule #1 states that she can't inform edwin of this list's existance. rule #2 states that she cant respond to anything edwin says with "kinky"

Don’t know if this is already a thing, but we should make a “skin and bone you’re alone Saturday” just like how we have fuck you and fuck your train Friday

he’s a 70 year old man. he’s a newborn vampire. he’s a bright young reporter with a point of view. he’s got a 100% divorce rate including a marriage that wasn’t even his. he’s a homewrecker. he’s bisexual. he was sexually attracted to both men in said marriage that wasn’t his. he looked a 514 year old ruthless vampire who psychologically tortured him in the eye and exposed his darkest secret that he’s kept for 77 years. and he’s going to fuck that newly single vampire the second he gets a chance. meet daniel molloy everyone

Silly willy meme of the day :P

Trying to describe my favourite characters without sounding insane is hard. Yes he is over 100 years old, but hes also 16. He got sent to hell twice and escaped both times. He’s gay and pinning over his best friend while half of the American male population throws themselves at him. He’s also autistic and his other bestfriend talks to him abt BL mangas. He’s also literally me from another universe

I feel like doctor who should’ve done so much more with the fact that rose could do gymnastics (mentioned in the first episode of series 1)

Imagine, the doctor, rose and Jack are all trapped in a situation where the only escape would be if someone knew gymnastics, and rose just saves the day. IT WOULD BE AWESOME

What in the timbuck f-

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