Orion-son-of-the-stars - _beetlecakes_

I CANT STOP DRAWING THEM SEND HELP

i feel like a lot of discourse around identities could just be boiled down to “you could not pay me to care about this”

Started thinking of Kevin frkm welcome to nightvale and I had to jumping jacks to calm me down. What is this little freak?? Why is he like that?? I hate him but I love him and I want to throw him in a out of lava, I want to befriend him but also kick him.

Shipping a man in a canon het relationship with another man but I'm shaking my head the whole time so you know it's not out of misogynistic disregard for the woman character

how old do we think arthur was when faroe was born? in the flashback where he's talking to daniel, they allude to the influenza pandemic that lasted from 1918-1920. given that he's stated (at least on the wiki) as being born in 1900, that puts him at 20 OLDEST when she died. then in that dream sequence w scratch, he talks about taking her to the park when she was 2, so he'd at least have to be 18 when she was born, if not younger

you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.

you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.

you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.

you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.

You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.

he’s a 70 year old man. he’s a newborn vampire. he’s a bright young reporter with a point of view. he’s got a 100% divorce rate including a marriage that wasn’t even his. he’s a homewrecker. he’s bisexual. he was sexually attracted to both men in said marriage that wasn’t his. he looked a 514 year old ruthless vampire who psychologically tortured him in the eye and exposed his darkest secret that he’s kept for 77 years. and he’s going to fuck that newly single vampire the second he gets a chance. meet daniel molloy everyone