I Think Arthur Lester Should Be Allowed To Stab Kayne A Couple Times, As A Treat

House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"

Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him

House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working

Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?

House: 5.3 inches

Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that

Listened to The Magnus Archives/The Magnus Protocol, listened to Malevolent, listening to Welcome to Night Vale...this is my superwholock

how old do we think arthur was when faroe was born? in the flashback where he's talking to daniel, they allude to the influenza pandemic that lasted from 1918-1920. given that he's stated (at least on the wiki) as being born in 1900, that puts him at 20 OLDEST when she died. then in that dream sequence w scratch, he talks about taking her to the park when she was 2, so he'd at least have to be 18 when she was born, if not younger

*stares at you with my big ol eyes on the street at night* “do you want to hear about this super cool historical fact”

Tumblr Holidays:

• March 14th: Pi Day

• March 15th: Ides of March

• April 1st: April Fools Day and Mishapocalypse Memorial Day

• April 13th: Homestuck Day

• April 20th: Weed Day

• September 8th: Queen Elizabeth Killed By Sans Undertale Day

• November 5th: Destiel Canon Day

“Tell that voice in your head that my mother was not a whore” jaws were DROPPED, gasped emerged from people’s faces, the crowd stood in shock.

i was born in the wrong generation (i can't believe i was too young to be part of the height of superwholock and divergenthungergamesmazerunnerharrypottertwilight internet)