My Mom Told Me Today That I Can't Go On Birth Control To Stop My Horribly Painful Periods Because It'll

another, "waluigi's thick ass tits"

The Mario kart squid cum saga

me: *saying "WHAT?" seven times to someone giving me coherent face-to-face verbal directions*

also me: *hears a faint noise and randomly lifts head like a deer* hey did u guys hear that??? wtf how could you not hear it-

spaghetti

ok guys. lets make a normal sandwich that is normal and not diseasious

i will start

bread

what is it about beind sleepy as hell, fluffy hair in my face, idk what im saying but im weirdly happy rn? like, fluffy boy hair, idk i should sleep lol :p

happy pi day!

omg sit up, there's like a 50% chance that if you follow me and see this, your posture sucks

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

Landscapes from the 9 hour bus ride to D.C.

We're about 5 1/2 hours in now, these are just what I've got so far.

They're in descending order, so the first ones are the most recent

I've only been there a few times, but I got a desk a few years ago and it has many paint stains and scratches and still serves me well as my schoolwork/ painting table :) *gives you the lollipop back*

reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop

reblog + support your local library!  they’re really cool places and deserve more funding :)