Swimming As A Freshman Is So Fucking Funny Like

"what school is it at? Mom wants to know."

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

@bone-soup-explosion

you like fish, right? :)

It is my lifes mission to make sure everyone know how the sturgeon mouth go

The neurodivergents are gonna eat this one up

@jasperinthemachine

my thoughts exactly

gay people can never be normal they always gotta say some shit like "he was a being formed in the very poetry of nature. his wild and enthusiastic imagination was chastened by the sensibility of his heart. his soul overflowed with ardent affections, and his friendship was of that devoted and wondrous nature that the worldly-minded teach us to look for only in the imagination".

trans + aroace

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

Teacher quotes, Day One

“Burn them if you want, just not in the classroom.”  (referring to a quiz he just handed back)

“aren’t jokes supposed to be funny?”

“Yes.   Squish the rat.  They aren’t fast at all.”

“this is bleeping bs.”

“my password is one.”

“your job is to make your characters miserable.”

I tried to pick out the funny ones, but it’s 3:34 A.M. so this is probably really bad.  sorry about that.

fuck you

*cosplays as your science teacher for teacher-student swap day*

she HOF on my BRINCL til i’m DIATOMIC

robert upton is an evil man. but also a silly one

buttondown.email

The Internet Is About to Get a Lot Worse

We've all watched in horror as red states have banned books in schools and libraries. We've seen teachers fired merely for reading a book ab

11/30/23: KOSA is an anti-LGBTQIA+ censorship bill. It is essential you call THIS week. Tell them you are specifically against KOSA and especially against hotlining the bill.

Call the Capitol Switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and ask to be connected to the Senator of your choice.

Here is one that will send your reps a fax: https://resist.bot/

sorry i havent posted anything in a while, i had a lot of homework and also caught the Sick (not covid, thank god), but anyway, what do you want to see next?  A character sheet, maybe a drawing of one of them, anything pretty much, my treat for being inactive for so long.  Send me an ask and i swear i’ll get to it as soon as I can :)