"Still Fits"

SPITTING FACTS🗣️🗣️

they asked how it is possible... I explain exactly that...

>proceed to tell me it's weird and stupid

level 3000 IQ

what was even the point of this then. I can't-

-How can a man (Flug) get pregnant? It's impossible.

Flug could be a trans man, they can get pregnant bc they're usually born with an uterus. I was. I'm 27 weeks right now🐊🙌🏻✨

I think other people would just explain it with "it's fictional so anything is possible". Black Hat can canonically impregnate people by making them drink his saliva, none of dis shit makes sense or works irl

Hell yeah dude congrats on the mini human!!! If you’re craving chocolate chip cookies, brownies etc but don’t want to worry about a messy kitchen after, there’s a few ways to make single servings in a mug in the microwave and a few of them don’t use egg if you’re worried about things like salmonella and any other health concerns that come with not using a conventional oven. Also, if you REALLY want another layer of protection, heat treating flour can kill a lot of harmful stuff as well for extra peace of mind. Either spread a thin layer on a cooking sheet and bake at ≈150°C (converted from freedom units lol) for 10 minutes, or you can nuke a bowl of it in the microwave for 30 second intervals, stirring occasionally.

I know when my mom was having my sister years ago, she had to be careful about things that were normally okay before and my dad would take a couple extra precautions when cooking for us.

I’ve also seen packets of Betty Crocker mix in stores marketed as “(X) in a mug” (the blueberry muffins are my favorite personally)

They’re marketed as just “Mug Treats” and so far I’ve seen one with Hot Fudge Brownie, one with Soft Chocolate Chip Cookie, and another with Funfetti.

Whew, sorry for the yapping 😅 I just remembered you mentioned craving chocolate and sweets so I thought I’d share with the class in case you wanted baked goods quickly and without all the mess afterwards.

Congrats again on the pregnancy, and don’t let the bastards get you down👏 you’re doing awesome

THANK YOU this is godsent, omg🙏🏻😭💗

I'll share it for everyone who's also pregnant or just hungry for no reason🫡 this is amazing and easy (and I'm a great cook and baker! I love being in the kitchen) I made one a week ago and then I made 5 more (aka my own mom made them with/for me) and I said it was literally the best thing my taste buds have ever witnessed in that moment. it really hit the spot. we also threw some cherries from a jar in that bih and it's🤌🏻 chef kiss

I should have put some empty mugs around him but this still conveys an accurate picture of what my past few weeks looked like

I'M SO PROUD Y'ALL LOOK THIS TURNED OUT SO BEAUTIFULLY HHHHH

¡Página para colorear! Bosquejo original por @orengejoshi <3 (Hice el boceto y los colores)

La primera imagen tiene un fondo blanco, y el tercero es solo un boceto y no tiene ningún fondo. (Los dos últimos son para usar el gotero; el último tiene los colores de Little Witch Academia. :p)

Todas de mis páginas para colorear

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Coloring page! @orengejoshi​ made the original sketch. <3 (I did the lineart and coloring)

The first picture has a white background and the third is just the outline without a background. (The last two are for using the eyedropper tool; the last one has colors from Little Witch Academia. :p)

All of my coloring pages

Desperate Little Loser (Fem!Reader/Flug NSFW)

here’s something I wrote really quick before the vivid idea passed through my head completely.

Reader wants to try some noncon roleplay with Flug, and it goes gloriously wrong.

Keep reading

Yo, super awesome to see you back! I followed you on Twitter and Instagram so it nice to see you here too :)

Just wanted to ask if you by chance have a toy house, or anything else where you just show your doodles? I love all your content, especially bottom bitch black hat lol <3.

Thank you!🧡🐢 I'm already overwhelmed but I guess if you want a more reliable presence/career online then posting on as many sites as possible is the safest bet! I've been wanting to get used to that since a long time and now I have a reason that pushes me into this habit a bit.

A toy house? Is that what people call the shit nowadays? I like that🤭

That'd be my insta! I am always on there, everyday, 24/7, it's quite literally my diary. Exclusively on my stories. Low quality, nothing ever finished, but more content.

It's 99% Flug and getting worse by the day but anyway-

Edit: This post had about 4 drawings but this is the only one tumblr deemed as ok

[Repost cuz I don't want all the hard work to end up as potato quality, you should be able to click and zoom now (look at the snowflakes in her hair!) Thanks to @nightfurmoon for notifying me!]

I enjoyed drawing this so much, I couldn't stop adding more details. Take it as a Christmas present (obwohl man in Deutschland ja eigentlich am 24. abends Geschenke kriegt- dort ist ja jetzt schon längst nächster Tag uff)

Frohe Weihnachten und guten Rutsch! ;D

Hello could you draw BlackHat dancing with Ariel please?

I finally found time amongst all my projects to post this, so here we go!

I hope you like it! Was very challenging but so much fun, at first just a sketch but I was sorely tempted to color it, so I ended up doing that. It was such an interesting and unique idea.

Anyone can request something! I can’t promise to draw everything and definitely not always in full color but if you catch my attention there’s the possibility to get yourself some art! Please bear with me tho, I’m dilatory in nature, especially during this December

Can you please draw a chubby mr flug please! And thank you

a little more than chubby bc chubby is usually not enough for me, I need this man big and soft

Happy New Year!!

Thanks anon!! I hope you (& everyone scrolling by) will have an spectacular year as well! With me having fulfilled a personal dream I never thought I could ever achieve very recently, I believe anyone can accomplished their dreams, whether big or small;

Keep creating and never give up, do what your heart desires the most

I've got some new stuff in petto like I wanna give sculpting and animating a shot since a while, so I hope you're looking forward to it. I sure do ^^

unfortunate flug