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a list of filipino curse words for writing filipino characters

hi, your local filipino here, and i’m here to list down a few frequently used curse words so y’all don’t have to use shitty google translate and so y’all can finally make your character curse without the fear of using the wrong mura (curse word) sorry mom

1. gago (asshole) -gago ka! (you’re an asshole) 2. puta (bitch) -i know this is technically spanish but meh, we still use it anyways -we mostly use it as an exclamation 3. putangina (son of a bitch) -directly translates to something like “your mom’s a bitch” -same with puta, we use it as a stand alone curse word. 4. tangina -basically a shortened version of #3 5. puke/pepe (pussy/vagina) -how to pronounce 101: its not pronounced as puke (vomit) its poo-ke and pe-pe not like the dead meme, but its mounted with harder e’s 6. titi (penis) -i think this is self explanatory 7. tae (shit) -this can also be used as piece of shit -pronounced ta-e (harden those e’s) 8. bobo (stupid) -this is just a really degrading word it’s very insulting. -tanga is the nicer version but still v bad.

you can combine some of these to make some REALLY bad curse words: 1) puke ng ina mo (your mother’s vagina) 2) putanginang gago (it just upgraded the word gago. its like saying “fucking motherfucker”

 pronouns 101

ako = i ka = you are/you’re mo = you are/you’re kayo = you all (second person) sila = they are/they’re (plural) siya = gender neutral term (singular; third person)

sentence construction: “maganda ako” or “ako ay maganda” = i am beautiful “maganda ka” = you are beautiful “kaganda mo” = you are beautiful “maganda ang aso mo” or “kaganda ng aso mo” = your dog is beautiful “maganda kayo” or “ maganda kayong lahat” = you all are beautiful “maganda sila” = they’re beautiful “maganda siya” = they’re beautiful

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"Those states won't matter when you continue to be alive."

Okay, this is really, really beautiful so if you haven’t listened to it, please do. 

well, my friend also tried baking the vanilla extract cake

lets say it didnt end well for his stomach

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this was for a school project yes

i’m watching olympic snowboarding and this guy just checked his phone before going down the hill and put it in his pocket.. he brought his phone down the hill at the olympics… this is so chaotic 

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