old man yaoi's #1 hater
I’ve just read a doujinshi on pixiv about because Niji is the only one who can mimic other people’s voice, he can sing the lullaby that Sora used to sing to all of them when they were still babies, in Sora’s voice. It’s engraved in his head even after Judge ordered him to forget. To the point that now even though he doesn’t even even remember where that song came from, and whose voice it is that he’s singing in, he just sings it. And when they were kids sometimes he would sing to Ichiji and Yonji when they couldn’t sleep, and even now Yonji still comes to him sometimes when he has trouble sleeping just to hear the song. Ichiji found the song intriguing and vaguely remember he has heard it somewhere before and asked Niji whose voice it is. None of them remember Sora’s voice anymore, yet somehow they still find each other on sleepless nights through her lullaby
And I can’t. I’m not ok 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’m gonna go kick Judge down the stairs to the dungeon after I’m done sobbing on the floor
From 3DBearnadette on tweeter...
Expectation:
Reality:
Me thinking I’d want to be isekaied into Twst and then remembering I have social anxiety and a fear of confrontation 😭
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the menstrual cup saga
(Inspired by Eldena Doubleca5t's series on YouTube)
Disclaimer: Everything here is meant to be taken as a joke. There is nothing serious here. Ok? Ok.
BingQiu
You are a firm believer in keeping things canon and keeping things kinky.
QiJiu
You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of the tragedy of what it could have been.
BingJiu
Same joke as QiJiu, but you probably also love some hate-fucking.
LiuShen
You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of borderline unhealthy devotion.
TianXi
You are a firm believer in men 👏 getting 👏 pegged 👏.
MoShang
You would 100% Ship Jakken and Sesshomaru from Inuyasha, if Jakken was a bit attractive.
BingLiu
You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of using your sword to tilt the head of your rival after a bloody fight between the two of you.
BingLiuShen
You surely have, at least once, used the "x character has two hands" meme to justify shipping a throuple before.
GongyiXiao X SY!Shen Qingqiu
You just wanted good things for Gongyi Xiao. And really, who wouldn't?
ZhuShen
Either you just wanted good things for Zhuzhi-Lang OR you are really horny for snakes.
MingLing
You probably were around some shonen anime fandoms (ie Naruto and Bleach) and started to see fights as low-key first dates.
NingMing
Your interest in the main cast os overshadowed by your interest in cute girls being in love with one another.
MingLingNing
You probably think that Bingge's harem would be much happier if they were actually a big sapphic polycule.
Zhuzhi-Lang X Gongyi Xiao
One day, your addiction to good boys ™️ got so bad thar tou thought: what's better than one good boy? TWO good boys.
Mu Qingfang X Liu Qingge
You probably hate Mu Qingfang's donghua design.
BingYuan
You like BingQiu, but think it could be less messy if Shen Yuan didn't have the Shen Qingqiu persona to fall into.
BinggeYuan
Your favorite relationship dynamic is two red-flags finding happiness with each other.
CumPlane
Your favorite relationship tag on AO3 is Dumbasses to Lovers.
Shencest
Your favorite relationship dynamic is "messed up character" X "person who wants to fix them".
BingBei
Your addiction to demon lords got so bad that one day you thought "what's better than one demon lord? Two demon lords!".
Yue Qingyuan X Liu Qingge X Shen Qingqiu
You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of loving Shen Qingqiu.
Hello! Might I ask if there are any recommended IFs where you can play explicitly as an asexual MC without being locked out of romancing characters? Becuase there had been times where chosing to play as ace resulted in some games removing all romances completely, Thank you for your time!
Hi Anon! Here is a list of what you're looking for:
Completed:
Crème de la Crème by @hpowellsmith
Royal Affairs by @hpowellsmith
Demos:
Attollo by @attollogame
Birds of a Rose by @reinekes-fox
Checkmate in Three Moves by @checkmatein3moves
Coffeelock'd by @perpetualnovelboyfriend
Crown of Exile by @ramonag-if
Drink Your Villain Juice! by @drinkyourvillainjuice
Our Life: Now and Forever (VN) by @gb-patch
Shepherds of Haven by @shepherds-of-haven
The Exile by @exilethegame
The King’s Hound by @the-kingshound
The Northern Passage by @northern-passage
The Spirited: Origins by @yuveim
Wayfarer by @idrellegames
When Twilight Strikes by @evertidings
Please let us know if you know others that fit this list as well, thank you so much!
GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive
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I updated the game, Merry Christmas! (It’s very small but check it out.)
YES HELLO, I'VE BEEN HAVING BRAINROT AGAIN--
@fairsweetlonging this is your fault, I need more of your reveal au, I need it directly into my veins!