Shmendrick told me he wants to be your new wallpaper 🌹
Bungie I hope you’re happy it doesn’t even make sense for Marathon or Hunt Showdown! PLEASE COMMENT YOUR FUNNY GAMER TAGS TO HELP ME FEEL BETTER
choosing to allocate spoons to hanging out and having a good time at the cost of perfectly completing all your work is not a failing it is in fact an act of survival. “too sick to work = too sick to play” is in fact ableist bullshit that you don’t have to buy into. and the fact that leisure time is treated like a privilege is a fucking travesty
a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object
chugma
butt
The leporine condition