This Is Why I Headcanon Most Femmes As Tops Since It's Rare To See

Just so you guys know, I haven't disappeared again but I'm deciding to do double updates for my late kinktober.

Anyway, would any of my tf fans that follow me be fine if I wrote about robot boobs because I have gone down a rabbit hole this past month and I am NOT getting out😭

Don't worry you guys I haven't disappeared on you guys again! I'm just trying to make sure these next two fics come out perfectly. I just wanted to say that I'm open to requests and thirsts are open<3 So PLEASE send me some thirsts and requests(especially transformers ones) I feel so lonely here😭

GUYS MY REQUESTS AND THIRSTS ARE OPEN PLEASE WRITE TO ME I NEED INSPO

Such a Cockslut♡

sub!bottom!xiao x top!dom!m!reader

tw: anal fingering, anal penetration, overstimulation(on character) dumbification(character), size kink, belly bulge, mating press, squirting, creampie, degradation, Xiao is referred to as pretty boy, cockslut, pig, and whore

a/n: My very first work on this blog and on tumblr! Hope this doesn't go unnoticed </3

Also, wow that's a lot or my first fic

WC: 1750

Minors dni

Xiao was such a cute little thing. The way he peered up at you with his eyes, the way his eyes lit up when he saw the almond tofu you had, the way he pouted when you didn't give him enough attention, the heavy blush on his face when you whispered dirty words in his ear, he was just too adorable!

You and Xiao were taking your relationship pretty slowly. When you had first confessed to Xiao, he had literally stopped functioning, his whole body freezing up. Cute. You've been together for a few months, and you had been getting closer with Xiao. Your relationship in bed wasn't too crazy. You would give Xiao teasing hand and blowjobs, watching his cute reactions and high-pitched whines. You started off slowly so as to not overwhelm Xiao, but lately, you've been getting pent up and wanting more...

You had finally found that perfect opportunity. While the two of you were watching a movie(a cheesy romance if you must know), Xiao resting his head on your shoulder. You were both wearing quite comfy clothes. You had on a warm, red sweater and a pair of gray sweatpants. Xiao was wearing your sweater(that was too big for him<3) and some form fitting shorts that had you looking away in embarrassment when Xiao first appeared with them on. Poor Xiao didn't understand how tempting he looked. Halfway through the movie, you decided to rile your boyfriend up a bit <3

"Xiao~~" you whispered into his ear. He shivered a bit, face becoming red but still paying attention to the movie in front of him. You obviously weren't going to give up right there.

"C'mon Xiao, let's talk a bit," you said, this time rubbing the bare inside of his thigh. He started quivering even more, his eyes darting back and forth from the movie to you. You could see a small bulge forming in the adepti's shorts. With a smirk, you decided to increase the intensity of your touches. You moved your hand from Xiao's thighs, to underneath his sweater, caressing his nipples.

"M-mhn! Y-y/n..."

There was the reaction you were looking for.

Xiao's eyes were half-lidded, a pink blush spreading across his face, reaching the tip of his ears. Biting his lip to stop moans coming from out of his mouth, he grabbed your arm as if an attempt to stop you. "Please...hahh, uhn...I'm sensitive there-Ah!"

Xiao clawed weakly at your arm as you continued touching him. He was just so cute when he was like this. His whines filled up the room, the movie long forgotten. "Y/n! Ahnn...f-feels so goOD! Hahh! Ah!" Xiao's moans began increasing in volume and pitch. He could start to feel an oncoming orgasm building up from within him.

Before he could warn you properly, Xiao felt his cock release his cum, staining the shorts. "Hahhn! Oh, ohh! Mnghhhh♡~" tongue lolled out, Xiao came, twitching all over.

Xiao slumped against your shoulders, panting. "Come on Xiao," you said with a grin. "We're not done yet~" You picked him up in your arms, carrying him to your bedroom as he clung to you. When you entered your room, you laid Xiao down on your bed. While he laid there, you grabbed a box under your bed and removed certain items from there. By the time you were done, the bi-color haired male was sitting up, looking at you puzzled. "...Y/n, what is that in your hands?"

"Just some lube...and some condoms~" You said with a sing-songy voice. "W-wait, condoms?!" Xiao's face flushed, getting excited at the thought of penetration. You got closer to him, holding his face in your hands gently. Your demeanor had completely changed. "I want you to tell me Xiao; are you okay with this? I don't want to overwhelm you," you said with a concerned look in your eyes.

"It's okay Y/n. Actually, I've played with myself...using my ass before..." Xiao reassured you, getting embarrassed by the end of his sentence. "Thank goodness," you said with a sigh. "Now," you stood upright, your previous demeanor back. "I didn't know that my precious Xiao would be this secretive. You like to play with your own hole? You're such a filthy Adeptus aren't you," you said with a sneer, holding his chin.

Xiao whined at your harsh words. As much as he loved when you praised him for being such a good boy, he always felt pleasure from you calling him harsh words. "S-sorry, I'm sorry Y/n! I'll do better! I-I'll make it up for you!" Xiao cried, holding on to your arm. You jerked yourself away from him with a look of disgust.

"How 'bout you turn around for me, pretty boy. Ass up."

Xiao complied, scrambling into position on the bed. God, his ass looked so good from inside of those shorts. Xiao looked back at you expectantly. "Face forward," you ordered. Xiao quickly turned his head away, anticipating what would happen next.

You pick up the lube you had put down earlier and set it on the bed. You wouldn't need the condoms for now. You pulled down the Adepti's shorts down quickly, making him jolt in surprise and turning back to face you.

You pinched Xiao's ass, making him make a choked noise of surprise. "Didn't I tell you to face forward?" Xiao faced forward, his face completely red knowing that his ass was completely exposed to your judging eyes.

Finally, he felt your finger prodding his hole. Xiao tensed up from the feeling up the cold lube, earning him a gentle slap. "This isn't going to be very fun for the both of us is you don't loosen up, Xiao," you warned. Xiao relaxed a bit, making it easier to slide you finger in.

He felt so warm inside, and you could feel him sucking you in already. "Hmm...Y/n...hahhh, ngh," Xiao panted. "Woww," you whistled. "You're really sucking me in aren't you? Guess I'll add in another one."

You added in a second finger, this time stroking Xiao's insides much quicker. "Ahh! Hah, ohmm, w-wait!" Xiao cried out, gripping the sheets. It was then that you finally found the spot you were looking for.

You pressed hard against a certain part inside of him, and Xiao's back arched, and orgasm hitting him. "Oh-oughh! Ahn, hah, Uhnn♡~" Xiao's eyes rolled back as his orgasm hit him, staining the bedsheets. "Well that was unexpected. Didn't think you would be able to cum just from assplay alone. What have you been doing in your free time," you giggled, fingers still inside of him. Xiao didn't reply, too busy trying to catch his breath.

You couldn't take it anymore. Almost the whole entire time you two had been in the bedroom, you had been hard. Now your dick was aching and it was probably going to fall off at this point. You finally pulled your dick out, stroking it. Xiao stared at it in wonder. No matter how many times he saw it, he was always so mesmerized by how huge your cock was, compared to his. You heard a whimper coming from the Adeptus, his eyes widening.

"Xiao~~" you purred. "I hope you're ready~" You inserted your self into him, slowly, inch by inch, Xiao making punched out noises in the back of his throat. By the time you fully bottomed out, he let out a long moan. You could feel him clenching tightly around you, trembling. You looked at him and realized.

He just came. He just fucking came.

"Xiao," you said, a look of disbelief on your face. "You came again? Just from me being inside of you? How much of a cockslut are you Xiao?" All you heard were faint whimpers. "Y-you're just...so, big...♡" you heard from him. He wasn't wrong though. He could feel your dick in every single part of him. Xiao looked down and saw a bulge in his stomach. "Mmmhn...Y/n, you're so big...there's a bulge in my tummy♡" Xiao turned towards you, a dopey smile on him face, hearts in his eyes. You completely snapped.

You flipped him around, making him lay on his back. In his daze and confusion, you pushed his knees up to his head and began pounding into him. Xiao's golden eyes rolled back, his tongue lolling out. "Ohng! Ah, hyah ANHHHG! Ugyah~♡M-More-- Ghk, Hyangh♡!" Xiao's came again as his pornstar worthy moans and the sound of skin slapping filled the room. "Hahh, y-you whore! Getting off to being used like this. You're a pig aren't you? A filthy pig! Why don't you oink for me?" Xiao was too far gone to even hear you though.

"UNGHH! OH! HyaAHH! MnghGGHh!♡" Xiao still had that same stupid grin on his face. He enjoyed it all. Your harsh words, your big cock filling him up, the harsh grip on his thighs, just everything.

As you finally got close to cumming yourself, Xiao came again for the third time that night. When he clenched down on you, you couldn't hold back anymore. With one last thrust, you grinded down on Xiao's ass, filling him up to the brim. "OHHHHHH~UNGHH, GHKK♡" Xiao's back arched one last time, this time a clear liquid coming out of his dick, squirting all over himself.

"Looks like the little piggy squirted all over himself," you half said to yourself. Xiao had passed out, his body going limp. "Time to clean up♡"

Bro I'm literally resisting the urge to write transformers smut. I know this shit sounds random but I've been a transformers fan since last year and THOSE BITCHES ARE SO FINE FR

Like whether it be character x reader or character x character I'm ready just give me a few days I'll be ready

Oh wow

Holy crap

I just discovered your blog through your Optimus NSFW headcanons and I have to say that *you have my attention*.

Bro Transformers + msub/femdom is my thing?? And so many of your Optimus headcanons line up with mine?? When you open requests again I may have to ask for something-

So sorry for being so late to answer this, Tumblr hasn't been letting me login to my account</3

But thank you!! It's nice to see that someone else shares my visions of sub Optimus

Also, my requests will be open as soon as I finish 2 more of my requests!!!

love your stuff! would you ever consider doing other earthspark mechs than the ones you have listed now? it's been hard finding smut for most them.

Thank you<3 Also, I have a confession to make.

I have not watched tf earthspark. Like at all. I only know a few clips of it from tiktok and since Bumblebee was the one I saw the most personality from(and he's so fine) I decided to write for him.

But I promise I'll watch it and write for more characters. I mostly looking forward to writing for tarantulas and shockwave<33

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

Teasing the Demon Brothers(Satan)♡

NSFW Minors dni

Warnings: DOM/TOP reader + SUB/BOTTOM character + AFAB reader but is referred to with the title of "sir" + feminization + humiliation + threat of public humiliation + pegging + use of cockcage + consensual filming + semi-public sex + aftercare

Word Count: 3019

A/n: Okay, I've finally got to time to do this! Because I couldn't choose, I'm going to do both orgasm control and overstimulation. Not only that, but you didn't specify what sex and gender you wanted the reader to be. I hope AFAB reader is fine, but if not, I can remake the fic with a few tweaks to make it gn or AMAB reader. This will be a part of my "Teasing the Demon Brothers" series, I hope you guys enjoy it

Satan♡

Satan absolutely loved the way you treated him. As lovers, the two of you were just…as in love as the two of you could be. You would sometimes hold hands as you walked down the road, share the same drink at your favorite cat cafe, having him sleep against your shoulder as you read a book, it was all wonderful. But sometimes, the two of you would do something that you wouldn’t find most couples doing..

Today, the two of you decided to visit a mall in the human world. As you walked through the mall with your boyfriend, you found him clinging onto your arm, squeezing it at times. He would sometimes tremble slightly as the two of you walked, and it would always make a little snicker come out of your mouth. People would sometimes stare at you, causing Satan to look down at the floor, but you didn’t mind it too much.

During a stop at a boba stand, the cashier gave the two of you a compliment. Motioning to you, she said, “Is that your girlfriend? If so, you two are such a cute couple.” Satan let out a tiny gasp as he clung onto you even closer. “Thank you,” you replied. “And yeah, she is my girlfriend. She doesn’t talk too much though.” The cashier let out a laugh, telling you about her own girlfriend. It was no surprise that she thought that your boyfriend was a girl.

Today, you had Satan dressed up in a cute outfit: a pale blue blouse with puffy sleeves and a red ribbon around the collar. At the end of his sleeves, his nails were painted white, decorated with cat stickers. He wore a blue plaid skirt with white ruffles underneath it. It was a bit too short on him, but you didn't get any verbal complaints for him. White, thigh length stockings decorated your boyfriend’s legs. Brown knee-high boots covered the rest of Satan's legs, the small platforms on the bottom making him a bit taller than usual. Around his neck was a white choker, a heart-shaped pendant attached to it.

You had paid extra attention to Satan’s face. You did his eyeliner for him, giving him neatly done wings and gave him more volume to his lashes. Since you wanted to be extra, you gave him pretty heart stickers to put under his eyelids, adding a little bit of sparkly blush to them. You applied a pale lip gloss color to Satan’s lips, making them perfect for kissing. Lastly, you put a longer wig with wavy twin tails on him, completing the final look.

When you look at Satan now, you can’t help but feel a sense of pride from making him look so pretty and so erotic. The makeup complimented his natural features and the frilly skirt he was wearing made you want to ravish him completely. You almost regretted taking your boyfriend out today due to the fact that you would have to wait a few hours before being able to touch him. Now, while you couldn’t touch him, you still had a good way of tormenting him.

Right before the two of you left for the mall, you had slipped a vibrator inside of Satan(you also made him cum two times). He had pleaded with you to not keep the vibrator because he knew that he would get too excited easily, so you added a cockcage to make sure that he didn’t get hard in public. It wasn’t easy putting the cockcage on him because while no one would know if he was getting hard because it would be impossible, it was still so frustrating to Satan. He wouldn’t be able to get hard, which meant not being able to cum. You only found this amusing. If you couldn’t touch him, it was only fair that he couldn’t touch himself too, no?

Throughout the trip to the mall, you would turn the vibrator on from time to time, startling poor Satan, causing him to jump or cling on to you, waiting for the vibrations to stop as his voice got too loud. Even when the two of you were talking to that friendly cashier, you had turned on the vibrator, causing him to try to stay as mute as possible so that the cashier couldn’t catch onto his predicament. Still, he let out a gasp that was too loud in your opinion, causing you to secretly glare at him, quickly turning the vibrator off.

Satan should have been relieved that you were turning the vibrator off, but he knew you better than that. As the two of you continued to explore the mall, Satan was antsy, waiting for the next time that you would turn on the vibrator. Yet you never did.

Satan should have been relieved that you were turning the vibrator off, but he knew you better than that. As the two of you continued to explore the mall, Satan was antsy, waiting for the next time that you would turn on the vibrator. But you never did.

Your last stop at the mall was a pretty store with many different varieties that you just had to stop and take a look. As the two of you were browsing the store, your boyfriend had almost forgotten that he had that vibrator inside of him or had a cage restraining his cock. Once the two of you had picked out some clothes, you led Satan to the dressing room. The women’s dressing room.

Satan was a bit nervous, forgetting that he could pass as a girl now and considering the fact that he usually doesn’t go into the women’s changing room. Nevertheless, you shoved him into the dressing room, locking the door behind you. The dressing room was a little bit over a medium size, only one stall and was made for 1-2 people to be in. Pushing one of the outfits that you chose for him and ushered him inside the stall.

A few minutes after Satan went inside the stall, you came with an idea. Coming up to the door, you knocked a few times. “Satan, are you done yet?”

“If I was, don’t you think I would be out yet,” Satan called out, an exasperated tone showing in his reply. “Besides, I’m still taking off my clothes.” You knocked on the door again. “Satan, let me in.” Your voice seemed light and cheery, but something about it made your boyfriend shiver. “What do you mean let you in? I told you, I’m still taking off my clothes.” 

“Satan, let me in.” Your voice seemed more demanding this time. Satan went silent for a few seconds, and opened the door. When you could finally see his body fully, you had to stop yourself from jumping on him right then and there. 

The first thing your eyes were drawn to was Satan's shirt. It was halfway unbuttoned, down to his navel. Where you would have seen your boyfriend’s nipples were instead covered up by a lacy, light pink bralette. Your eyes traveled lower, to his thighs. He still had his skirt on, but it was lowered a bit so that you could see his panties peeking out a bit. His boots were off, one of his stockings was pulled down to his ankle, but the other one was still fully on, making a mouth watering sight. You pulled your eyes up to see Satan’s face. He was furiously blushing as you were unabashedly checking him out.

Finally done with your inspection, you looked Satan straight in the eyes, a small smirk growing on your face. “You’ve been in there for a while, Satan,” you sneered. “Mind telling me why you’re not fully undressed?”

“...” Silence.

“Don’t tell me,” you started. “You were staring at yourself in the mirror? Were you so mesmerized by your new look?” Satan turned away from you, his blush spreading. “That’s not it…” he said in a small voice, despite the fact that you both knew it was a lie. “You don’t need to lie, dear. I guess you really enjoyed my make-over. "So,” your voice suddenly took on a serious tone. “How about you let me help you undress, hm?” Satan stayed quiet for a bit before startlingly clinging onto your arms, causing you to be taken aback a bit. “Please…” he pleaded, his lips trembling as tears gathered in his eyes. “Please touch me!”

“Slow down there, I’m not going anywhere,” you began, as your eyes darkened. “But…what if I do? Will you follow me out of here like a lost puppy?” You could see your boyfriend about to interject, but you narrowed your eyes, warning him to stay quiet. “What if…what if I let you cum here, but you’re too loud? The customers and employees will know everything that happened in here. Are you going to walk out of here and face all their judging stares?” By the time you finished speaking, Satan clung onto your arms even tighter as he imagined the scenario you were presenting. What if that happened? What if I walked out, knowing I was so loud, having everyone judge me? Just thinking about it… Just the thought of being found out caused Satan to rub his thighs together, an action not gone unnoticed by you.

“Well, Satan, let’s start! Do you want me to start taking off your shirt, or your skirt? Your choice,” you piped up, your voice taking a sharp turn and becoming cheery. “Please, Y/n, just touch me,” Satan begged, his tears about to fall as his grip on you wavered. “Okay, skirt it is then!” you ignored his pleas, shrugging off his hands from you. You pressed yourself against your boyfriend, slowly taking off his skirt. Satan whined under his breath as you went so painstakingly slow. “C’mon, faster!” he urged. You sighed. “Fine then,” you said, your tone making Satan even more nervous. “Since you clearly want to go faster, turn around for me and face the mirror. I want you to put your hands on the wall with it.” 

Satan’s eyes widened as he realized what you wanted him to do. Obediently, he turned away from you and faced the mirror, placing his hands on the wall. He was silent as he waited for your orders, but was only met by your silence as well. “Hey, Satan, can I take a picture? I really like this angle,” you said after a while. “...Fine,” Satan lowered his head in embarrassment as he heard the shutter of your phone. Of course you had to have your camera at max volume. Suddenly, he remembered how short his skirt was. “Oh, Satan, your panties are so cute from this angle,” you exclaimed. It was like you were reading what was on your boyfriend's mind. “Too bad it’s not completely visible. Still though, it’s pretty erotic considering how half of your underwear is showing right now. I knew I picked the right color! Pink really suits you.”

How can they talk about this like an everyday conversation? Satan felt so exposed under you. He could feel his body getting hotter by the second. His poor cock in its cage had began to throb long ago. Satan really couldn’t take this torture any longer. “Please Y/n…” your boyfriend called out softly. “Please touch me, I-I’ve been a good boy!” Satan was getting very desperate now. “Oh come on, Satan. It’s only been like, what, 10 minutes,” you rolled your eyes. “Besides, I haven’t only been leaving you untouched just to mess with you. I think you forgot who I am to you.” 

Oh. Of course. How could he have forgotten? “Please S-sir…I’ve been a good boy for you Sir. Will you please touch me!” Satan turned his head and was elated by the fact that you seemed satisfied. And you were. It felt so empowering to have the fourth strongest demon brother in the Devildom at your mercy, crying for your touch. “Well, Satan, since you asked so nicely, of course!” you said, getting closer until you were right behind him. You lifted up his skirt completely and pulled his panties to the side, revealing the purple plug nested inside of him.

“...Aren’t you going to take the underwear off?” Satan asked nervously. “Nah,” you replied casually. “I’m gonna keep it right here,” you pushed on the plug without warning, eliciting a sharp gasp from your boyfriend. You had been nice enough this whole time to not turn on the vibrating plug, but you decided that now was the time. Reaching for the remote in your pocket, you set the vibrator to a low setting. “Ah—” Satan cut himself off by slapping his hand over his mouth. Despite the vibrator being at a low setting, your boyfriend still had to muffle his moans, and boy, was that pathetic to you.

“Come on Satan, I haven’t even gotten to the higher settings and you’re already moaning. This is just sad to see.” Satan whined, muffled by his hand. “Actually, move your hand away, dear. I want to hear the sounds that you make.” Satan hesitated at first, then reluctantly removed his hand from. “Good boy,” you raised the vibrator’s level to the highest setting without any warning. “O-Oh! Y/n—S-Sir, please–MnngGHH!” Satan couldn’t hold back his filthy cries any longer. Oh how he wished you would take that cage off him. He wanted to cum so badly, but the cage wouldn’t allow him. It was driving him crazy!

“Hahh, Sir! Pl–AnngGH! Ngh! Please, the c-cage,” Satan begged, his moans disrupting the flow of his sentence. “You want the cage off,” you taunted, waving the key to the cage in his face. He nodded desperately. “Fine then, but you need to cum a different way then.” You unlocked the cage on your boyfriend’s cock, causing him to sigh in relief. Before he could cum, you grabbed the base of his cock, ruining his orgasm. “...Huh? B-but why Sir?” Satan sobbed. All that torturous pleasure and he wasn’t even able to cum in the end. “Relax, Satan,” you rolled your eyes. You took a cockring out of your bag and slipped it on his still hard dick. “You can still cum, even with a ring on, but it’ll be a bit difficult–” you paused in the middle of your sentence to get something else out of your bag. You were taking a while, so Satan looked behind him. He was greeted with the image of you wearing a 9-inch(at least he thinks so) dildo harnessed to your waist. You had a small bottle of lube in your hand and you were already opening it.

“Today is your lucky day, Satan,” you claimed. “You’ll have to wait even longer to cum now,” you had a sadistic look in your eyes. “I’m not luck—Unghh!” You cut Satan off by plunging your lube coated fingers inside of him. Your fingers scissored his insides, loosening him up for your strap. “Hahh, S-sir, hur—Annhhgg, hurry up please!” Satan pleaded. You had been purposefully slow and avoiding his prostate—it was torturing him! “Sir! I’m ready for you to–Oh! To fuck me!” You finally decided to take a little bit of mercy on your poor boyfriend and take your fingers out of his ass. “Well, I hope you’re ready, Satan,” you said as you placed the tip of your strap at his entrance. You began slowly pushing into him, causing Satan to whimper as he tried to grasp at anything to steady himself. All nine inches of the dildo was finally inside of him and it was driving him mad. “Gghhhgh…S-Sir…I can feel it—mnghh… inside me. It’s f-filling me up~” Satan mumbled half to himself, a delirious smile on his face.

Unable to restrain yourself, you began to roughly thrust your strap into your boyfriend, causing him to let out loud, unrestrained moans. “Shut up,” you hissed. “You don’t want others to hear us, do you?” you wrapped your hands around Satan’s throat, startling him and causing him to choke as you picked your pace. “GgHHKK—S-si-UunnGHHhh!” Satan’s eyes rolled back into his head as he tried his best to collect his thoughts while you continued with your harsh pace. He would have cum already, if it hadn’t been for that ring on his cock! “Come on, Satan, cum,” you taunted as if reading his thoughts. “You can cum with the ring on with the right kind of stimulation!” you tightened your grip on his throat as you began to bite the outer shell of Satan’s ear.

He couldn't stand it. Even though your hands had already left his throat, they had sneaked under his bralette and were now busy playing with his nipples, pulling on them until they become red. Satan keeps whining that it’s too much and that it won’t be possible for him to. Yet you keep on pushing him to do it! As you continue to thrust into him, he feels the climbing feeling of his orgasm coming back again. He could feel it multiple times when you were touching him, but it felt different this time. Like he would actually have a proper orgasm. “W-wait…sh-shlow–MMmnnGHhKK! H-hahh, Sir~! Feeshls like m’ gonna…” your poor boyfriend slurred as he tried to voice his thoughts, being interrupted by his own moans. “I said you could have an orgasm,” you said in a triumphant voice. Then you grabbed Satan by the face and leaned close into his ear.

“Cum for me, Satan. I know you can. do it”

That’s all he needed to cum. Satan let out a long wail as he shook violently, his long-awaited orgasm washing over him. Finally, he stopped moving and you set him down on the bench and began to admire your work. Satan’s makeup was ruined, his mascara and eyeliner running, lipgloss smudged, but it made him look even more appetizing. His clothes were still partially on but were a bit wrinkled and frazzled. Once you finished looking over your boyfriend’s wrecked body, you turned to get some wipes and water for him. Satan was still conscious, but barely. As you ran the wipes all over his body, you kissed him all over, whispering sweet praise whether he was listening or not. He seemed to have heard based on the way that he was slightly humming. Once you were done, you gave him some greatly needed water and kissed on the top of his head while he nuzzled your touch.

“Good job, Satan. Now don’t be surprised if we get kicked out of the mall though."