Headcanon: The TNG Crew At The Pool!

In the TNG episode “Force of Nature”, Data asks Geordi for cat-training advice. Geordi mentions that his sister trained her cat by putting tuna in her blouse to get it to jump into her arms. Now I’m picturing Data in his quarters wearing a pretty women’s blouse with tuna in it being like “Spot. I have put the tuna in my blouse. Please comply.” I need it bro

dudes just don’t stare at you from across the street and then disappear when a bus passes like they used to

Headcanon: The TNG crew playing mini golf.

Picard shoots with small swings and looks very tense the whole time (there are children everywhere)

Riker swings really hard but usually gets the ball in on the 2nd or 3rd try. He is mogging the whole time.

Deanna is surprisingly very good and does the Street Fighter 2 Chun Li win emote when she gets a hole in one

Data calculates the exact trajectory of the course and hits the ball at the perfect angle. He gets a hole in one every time. He fist bumps Geordi after every time because “it’s what the humans do”

Worf is terrible at golf. He hits the ball too hard and is leaving dents in the club. Sometimes he undercompensates by hitting it too softly.

Beverly and Wesley are equally fine, Beverly directing Wesley in how to play. Wesley mopes a bit after every miss.

Geordi swings a little too hard because the hole is a little hard to see. Data sometimes does the ‘stand behind and puts his hands on Geordi’s and helps him swing’.

really sick and tired of NuTrek fans on Tumblr being like “TNG SUCKS because it didn’t impress me within the first five minutes and the dialogue is BORING” unlucky I guess but please keep your fandom infighting to yourself

wanna start occasionally posting screencaps of Star Trek actors before they were in Star Trek

That wasn’t very criss cross applesauce apples in your basket of you bro

One of the cutest and most underrated aspects of TNG is the fact that in any given scene Data is copying his friends’ posture and mannerisms

An American pope is so funny because what do you mean we have photo evidence of the voice of God at the 2005 World Series

it is very amusing to me that since the dawn of the franchise every single Star Trek series/film has been vehemently dedicated to making their male characters serve as much cunt as humanly possible

BRENT SPINER IN WLW MOVIE REAL???? NOT AN EXAGGERATION?!?? ITS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD??!??