Note To Future Self: Adopt All The Dogs From The Local Shelter And Make Them My Anti Human Shield.

Glass Onion has the same plot as Not Me The Series send post

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

I blog for the girls who cry on their birthdays and lose a little bit of themselves during the summer months

Me in 3 days if dan is the traitor:

me 3 months ago: pshh they would never make dan a cop lmao there’s no way

me 3 weeks ago: pshh they would never make dan the killer lmao there’s no way

me 3 days ago: pshh they would never make dan the traitor lmao there’s no way

me now:

It is even, my inner perfectionist is happy

guy who is not necessarily nonbinary but also not NOT nonbinary. guy who doesnt fit into the binary-nonbinary binary. if you will

Not my meme, stolen from Instagram! Full credit to asexual_alien and best.ace.scenario