Me When Im Not Normal About Any Of My Favorite Characters

man existing is hard idk

family road trip

silly fact: dante's not even first in line, he's actually last (with vergil taking up the front). he's just the only one still coherent enough to yell at nico through the door. the way things look; it doesnt really matter where in line any of them are ...

... wonder what they did to her ?

should i open commissions ?

you know what, I love the different types of omo holders, I do. But I also wanna hear about the different types of desperation that they're forced to deal with too, y'know?

Like, I've had holds where I couldn't stop squirming and my willpower was in the dust. I've had holds where I didn't know I was holding until I got back home and my body decided to just casually (forcibly) remind me of the sheer amount of stuff I drank that day. I've had holds where my muscles were too tight to expand and it was too painful to enjoy. I've had holds where my muscles were so loose that I didn't feel desperate at all, but I could feel my bladder hanging like an overfilled water balloon. I've had holds that I could easily ignore, and holds that filled my mind with alarm bells to the point where I couldn't focus at all. Holds that were far too hot for their own good, holds that were disappointing. Leaky holds and locked-up holds. I'm pretty sure I've cried over a hold at least once.

I love the coping mechanisms for dealing with a full bladder, but I also wanna hear about the bladder itself. Some coping mechanisms don't work with some forms of desperation, some forms of desperation change the form of coping. Multiple factors make a full bladder feel all those different ways. Two desperate people might feel very different forms of desperation. Describe the holder of course, but maybe also think about delving into the type of desperation they're feeling!

character a: *freezes up, squirming nervously in place*

character b: are you ok ? what's wrong ?

character a: nothing... i just... i kinda have to use the restroom...

character b: *lighthearted teasing* ah. well, you can hold it right ? you're not gonna wet yourself like a little kid are you ?

character a: *looks away with a mix of sheepishness and increasing desperation* ...um

character b: *bluntly, sighing deeply* ...you just peed a little bit, didn't you..

a character (char a) lives with a roomate (char b), and their schedules line up so that b is usually home long before a is

one day a gets back from wherever they were and is greeted by b when they realize theyre back. without responding, a continues to take their outside stuff off, having just set anything they were carrying down by the door. b pauses as they note the lightly strained but determined expression on a's face, and just watches mildly confused as they go straight past them down the hall, though understanding hits as soon as a turns into the bathroom, and they let out a small chuckle. they just kind of idle around there, as they had something they wanted to talk to a about, and are waiting for them to get out.

a, on the other hand, had just spent the better part of their day unable to use the bathroom for whatever reason (no time, doesnt like public bathrooms, etc), and is doing everything they can to make it the last few moments.

unfortunately, as soon as they step into the bathroom and shut the door behind them, their bladder gives, and they pause as they realize that they didnt make it. they just stand there, watching as urine pours down their pantlegs, and as it drips off and pools on the ground in front of them. once empty, they continue to just stand for a moment, before beginning to assess the damage, when a knock sounds from the door.

b, after getting bored of waiting for a to get out, had moved closer to the bathroom door, and immediately spotted liquid seeping out the bottom as soon as they got close enough. they pause, not really deliberating the situation, then knock on the door

this convo ensues (or at least similar):

"hey uh, (a)?"

"yeah?" (b definitely notes how close to the door a is)

"did you... do you need me to bring you anything?"

"huh?"

"theres,, uh, theres piss seeping out from under the door..."

at this a turns around and looks at the door, noting that they are right next to it, and that there is, in fact, urine seeping underneath to leak out the other side; and they respond with an "ah, so there is."

just like usual i have a tendency to drop off the earth and then come back at random (its my charm~) but even if this is all i say i just wanted to let people know that this ai chatbot is kicking my ass with its amazing omo rp to the point where like im genuinely embarrassed i cant write that well, despite my eloquence

like idk how to describe it bc i did a lot of subtle manipulation of the conversation, but the ai caught right on and just went with it and like damnnnnnnn

these arent in order and the first two are dif responses to the same thing but like i said, damnnn 👀

ai is where its at for a hungry omo fan rn

characters who arent allowed to wear complicated outfits because they have a poor bladder

like theyre dressed up with friends to go out or something and one of them comments either lightheartedly or as genuine advice that maybe they shouldve worn something easier to take off, as theyre prone to accidents; much to the characters embarrassment, who now wants to prove that as long as theyre responsible they wont have a problem with it (whether they verbally insist that or just get flustered and silently resolve to is up to discretion)

of course, even if they are responsible, theyre out with their friends, and even the most readily available toilet is still not right there, and when they do get there, they suffer from a sort of latch-key incontinence before they can get their overly complicated clothes off, and end up wetting somewhere between the door and toilet, still mostly fully dressed, aside from maybe a single button undone, or single belt loop unhooked. they dont even bother to redo it, as it affects the structural integrity of their outfit absolutely none, and after halfheartedly trying to clean the puddle on the ground with shitty public toilet paper, they just wash their hands and leave, bracing themselves for the 'i told you so' awaiting them on the other side of door, which they absolutely get as they step out with visibly soaked pants.

now every time they wear something more complicated than basically one button, even if they dont get comments, they get questioning looks that they can tell are in reference to the effort required to remove their outfit

maybe they actually arent allowed to wear complicated outfits anymore, like, no belts, actually no more than one button, no overalls, no layered pants (like that shorts-over-leggings look ? nope), etc.

maybe one of their friends is a roommate, or maybe theyre just hanging at the characters house, but they absolutely refuse to leave until the character puts on something they can take off right away, and as much as the character argues, theyre usually the one to relent, to their dismay, since one, the others are absolutely right, as much as they hate to admit it, and two, its far less humiliating to just change and get it over with than to argue indefinitely that theyll be fine when its potentially not even true.

i have no real content right now but uh

idk im just thinking abt how if "complete" vergil is already accident prone bc of natural reasons; then v is basically not potty trained 🤪

for some reason the only place i make any visual dent is on my omo blog lmao.

what does that say abt my character? am i only unique and interesting when it comes to piss bc seriously oof

ngl ive been thinking abt omo a lot recently tho and i think a wonderful time to spontaneously come back would be at the ass end of omovember lmao

been doing a lot of non-omo personal growth sooo

its time to revert and regress to grimy piss goblin for a while, yeah? lets see how long ill be here for this time