Oh No Am I About To Start Writting Fanfics For My Princess Booboo Bear Harvey

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i have 3 different fics for harvey planned out and one already has nearly 1,000 wirds

I wanna be a cowboy baaaaby

i'd love to read jane eyre from mr rochester's point of view because while jane is all "and i knew i loved him, but he did not even look at me...he will marry blanche...he only cares for blanche...how could a man like that ever think of me..." rochester would just be like "jane jane jane jane jane. oh shit wife in the attic. jane jane jane ja-"

first tab open to the bible in the original hebrew second tab open to the other bible in the original greek. second monitor displaying a picture of the "hang in there baby!" cat third tab on the first monitor open to a google search for "nephilim bones archiological excavation real or fake" every link is purple. second monitor flips to the next picture in the slideshow and it's the "hang in there baby!" cat but by a different artist

ive given harvey so much coffee that i bet once i kiss him he’ll taste like it

RIP sleeveless Benson you were too hot and too gender for the movie to handle so they had to nuke you

YES IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO LIKE BOYS

king of dilfs

anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

i gor stardew valley. i wanna kiss harvey. not in a gay way though, just gently on the lips.