-I Can Fix Them! (In HI3 Relationships)-

HSR vs HI3 Post arguement

HSR:

Anaxa: I’m sorry about anything I said it was all in the heat of the moment

Phainon: oh Anaxa, it’s fine I understand fully. We’re still friends at the end of the day

Anaxa: I’m happy about that Phainon

HI3:

Kevin: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE I SAID IM SORRY ALREADY

Su: *Beating the shit out of Kevin with a slipper.* SORRY ISNT FUCKING ENOUGH! FOR THE LAST 50,000 YEARS IVE PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT AND IM MAKING YOU PAY FOR ALL THE SHIT YOU PUT ME THROUGH *Starts calling Kevin every slur known to man in every single fucking language*

Elysia: *Trying to pull Su away.*

Y’all I just found out my favorite character Ken Kaneki SHARES MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY YALL KID YOU THE FUCK NOT

Hell yeah!

Favorite guys share my birthday.

Mwah!

I felt like this fit these 2. Sorry it’s kinda ass. :(

I worked so hard please let this blow up

Astral express edit :3

So fucking around on HOYOLAB and someone points out how Mr. Recca might be HSR’s actual Joachim (Welt)

The comments

And I thought it would be so fucking funny. Bc it’s like. You two look nothing alike how are you the same person, and then Welt reveals that deep down he is straight up batshit crazy.

Am I wrong or no?

Pretty much like this meme |

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“Hey hey what are you doing Mr. Yang?” Sparkle asks playfully

“I am about to play Russian roulette.” Welt says

“Oh fun I love that ga-“ Sparkle goes to speak

“Yeah this revolver is fully loaded.” Welt says

“T-That’s not leaving anything up to chance..” Sparkle says

“Yeah that’s the point.” Welt says

-Shitpost-

“Mr. Yang! Stop don’t do that, that’s illegal!” Caelus says

“Mr. Yang don’t do That That’s illegal.mimimimi.” Welt mocks “I don’t remember giving a damn Caelus! So, fuck you and fuck the law!”

“I can’t believe this!” Caelus says

“Can you believe Welt is wanted for multiple accounts of murder?” Void asks

“WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU!” Caelus jumps

~Just had an episode, and now it’s nonsense time! I don’t know what to call the episode I had today I just had an episode. As far as I’m aware I don’t have any conditions that have episodes but pretty sure I had one.~

Hi

I'm asking you personally, can you please take a look at my campaign.. at my lost family.. my lost future 😞😞😞.

Can you please adopt my cause 🙏

I’ll try and spread this as much as I can but I’m afraid I am unable to help with you cause.

I pray to all the gods in existence of every religion that you get safety

-Headcanon-

I have a little Headcanon that all Kaslana’s are just the human versions of golden retrievers.

So Kevin around Su is like an incessant dogs wanting attention but around everyone else Kevin is cold and stern.

Siegfreid is an absolute golden retriever 24/7 365 (except when fighting) but he has two favorite people (or rather 1) (this isn’t counting his daughters) Cecilia and Welt. Those are his favorite people.

Kiana is obviously like a golden retriever to Mei. Every two seconds is “Mei-Senpai, Mei-Senpai, Mei-Senpai!” It’s really adorable to everyone but Mei. She loves Kiana to death but god Kiana is annoying overtime.

Bianca is a golden Retriever towards Rita but is more subtle about it then everyone else.

-Headcanon post-

This is just a brief headcanon post. But I headcanon that welt’s eyes are actually two different colors because In the visual novel his eyes are green but in hi3 and HSR his eyes are brown. So yeah. There’s my HCs

Edit: I did some editing on Offical art to better show my HC